Once Upon A Time, Far Below The Heavens, A Peafowl Found Himself Subject To A Very Strange Event. "Brothers!"

Once upon a time, far below the heavens, a Peafowl found himself subject to a very strange event. "Brothers!" He called, "Brothers!" He cried, and one by one they filtered in.

"What is it?" Said the crow.

"Can't it wait?" Said the snake

"Is it food?" Asked the fly.

"Can I sleep?" Asked the bull.

In pushed the scorpion, holding up his pincers in alarm, "Can't you see? Can't you see? Something strange! Something new!"

"An egg?"

"Can I eat it?

"Just an egg? So uncool."

"Hush," cooed the crow, "not so much noise, not so much racket. If you're too loud, brothers, surely, you'll crack it." And the crow, being the second most responsible, approached the peafowl.

After trading hushed whispers, the crow shooed the rest, and vowed to assist the peafowl with his nest.

It wasn't too long before he was born, fresh from his egg, a green unicorn!

Chaos was he and chaos he wrought, with crow and peafowl napping, the others bickered and fought.

"You watch the little one! I'm far too busy!"

"I can't, it would ruin my complexion, you see."

"Well one of us has to, the others are tired!"

"I surely cannot, look at him, he's too wired!"

The fly sighed, "Each of us will, starting with me, I'll care for the child, then one of you three, then next, then the last."

"But what of us then?"

"If our brothers still tire, we'll take turns again."

And take turns they did, and then joined crow and peafowl, back from their rest. Together they gave their new brother their best.

(me: Satan come from egg

You: children's book

Me: hold my sanity, I have an idea)

OH MY GOD WHAT THIS IS AMAZING??

You really came through with this children's book idea.

Imagine if this was an actual kid's book though 😂

Thank you.

Thank you for letting these dumb ideas come to life.

I don't think you understand the joy this brings me.

Bruh, as a Luci stan, all of this is correct

Traits that simps of Lucifer in Obey Me have. PART ONE.

disclaimer: nothing is serious here lol.

requests: open

nsfw: yes!

oKAY.....

So this man is fine as hell and I also simp so there might be some bias here.

You are either a hard dom and want him to sub for you or you are a hard sub with a degrading kink.

You are the type of person to be academically smart but act dumb sometimes with stupid things.

E.g: get all A's in an English class then ask someone how to spell scarves.

You very rarely get angry and if you do then someone has pushed you off the edge.

You are attracted to the tall, dark and handsome stereotype and your ideal flirting tactic is teasing.

You sometimes get involved with the wrong types of people during relationships.

You def liked the show Lucifer and had a crush on that Lucifer too.

If you watched the main 6, you definitely loved Raven (if you like women, you had a crush on her, period) from Ever After High and had Monster High dolls.

You are normally the therapist/mom of your friend group and sometimes wish you could reach in the game and stop the nonsense going on.

Your aesthetic is either satanist vibes (my friend's aesthetic is that and her living room is so cool but I am getting off track here.) or soft girl, pastel stuff

what do i caption this

How do you think the brothers would be with a very shy, small, easily startled, but sweet Mc? Kinda like a little bunny and just as cute as one too where the brothers are just walking when Mc runs and hugs onto them shakily because a demon is chasing them and they feel safer when near them?

DEMON BROTHERS WITH A BUNNY-LIKE MC

LUCIFER

The human is simply too...naive and adorable for their own good. They're so shy, easily startled, and so, so sweet! They bring him tea on late nights, and their adorableness reminds him of a little bunny- both in behaviour and looks.

They would have looked fitting in the bunny costume-

And that's one of the many reasons why Lucifer had taken upon himself to protect MC. One time, he was on the way to the RAD cafe for a quick break but then MC came running towards him and hugged him tightly.

If it wasn't for the demons around, he would have teased them before hugging them back. But then he smelled the demon's scent that was chasing MC..

Not on his watch, oh no. The first-born's stare is enough to make the strongest tremble.

The demon fled in terror, and as Lucifer lightly teased them about them suddenly latching onto him, they shyly muttered that they feel safer with him...

Lucifer is blushing! He has got the overwhelming urge to hug them but there are demons around...meet him in private, MC...

MAMMON

His human is too adorable. Everything about them- their posture, their behaviour, their actions- very bunny-like!

Sometimes all he wants to do is squish their cheeks. Mammon has a nickname for them - 'bunny.'

And they're so sweet, shy and easily startled! One time, he pranked MC by hiding behind the curtains and springing up at the last moment...he's sorry, okay?!

While he was walking home from RAD, MC came running towards him with a frightened look and hugged him. Tight. He blushed red and muttered about how they startled him..

But then he saw the offending demon lingering in the shadows, waiting to catch MC...safe to say, Mammon doesn't leave their side for am entire week after that.

Or unless, the demon goes missing.

And MC saying they feel safer with Mammon? Makes him smile brighter than the Sun!

LEVIATHAN

MC looks like the protagonist of an anime! Bunny-like and all adorable! Makes his heart go moe-moe kyun!

MC is so shy, easily startled and so sweet! They brought him snacks and listened to him rant ! No one does that except Henry!

He wanted to make them wear bunny ears...

One time, he was walking back home from RAD and MC came running towards him...and hugged him!

He spluttered and blushed as he tried to hold his horses. But then he saw a demon grumbling while staring hungrily at MC.

He led MC home all the while letting them cling to him, despite his rapid heartbeat. And he may or may not have glared at the demon...the demon got his social image ruined later...

That's why you shouldn't go out of your room, MC! Stay with him!

But when they mentioned they feel safe with him, Leviathan flushed a cherry red and muttered something inaudible under his breath...

SATAN

MC truly resembles a bunny in every way- shy, sweet and easily startled!

They are easily scared, and so sweet?! They brought him books they thought he would like and sneaked a cat in! Everything about them screams adorable!

They would look so fitting in a bunny costume....

One time, when he was walking home from a bookstore, MC came running towards him with a frightened expression and hugged him! He was confused but happy nevertheless at their sudden gesture but then he saw their scared look and the demon lurking....

Oh no, not on his watch. Satan growled at the demon as he led MC back home with an arm around them protectively.

MC never got to know how the demon went missing....

And when they mentioned they feel safe with Satan? He blushed so much!

ASMODEUS

MC is so adorable, innocent and sweet! Truly like a bunny!

They're so sweet, shy and easily scared! They bring him new nail polish shades to try, and let him hug and coddle them! Oh, how fun would it be to corrupt them....

He pinches their cheeks regularly as he jokes about them being his bunny.

One time, as he was walking home, he saw MC run towards him and then hug him! What a surprise, MC, didn't know you like to hug suddenly! Let me hug you back!

But then he saw their scared expression and a demon's scent nearby...

He led MC home while memorising the face of the demon, all the while planning something....

The demon was found to have jumped from a cliff days later...

And when MC said they feel safe with him? Asmodeus never felt so loved !

BEELZEBUB

MC is so adorable! They're so sweet, shy and easily startled, truly like a bunny.

They bring Beel snacks when he's hungry, and always show up to his Fangol matches! They look so adorable in the crows..they would look even better with bunny ears...

They must be protected!

One time, when Beel was walking home from a restaurant, MC came running towards him and hugged him tightly.

Beel was confused at their sudden gesture of affection but then he looked up and saw a demon's gaze on them..

He protectively held MC in his arms as he led them home. He rather not confront the demon but dare they come any closer to MC...not even a bone will be left to bury.

And when MC mentioned that they feel safe with him? Beel never hugged MC so tightly!

BELPHEGOR

MC is so.. bunny-like in their movements and gestures, Belphegor thinks as he watches MC bring him food as he missed mealtime. A pair of bunny ears would suit them!

They are so easily startled, so shy and so small! And oh, so sweet!

They make the perfect snuggle buddy.

One time as he was walking home from Hell's Kitchen, being in a sleepy haze as he was, he didn't register MC hugging him at first and he grumbled loudly.

But then he saw their frightened look and a demon glaring at them...

Oh no, he isn't going to do nothing! It's happening now, and here. Better look away, MC.

The demon returned home with claw marks on their neck and a busted arm.....and nightmares for at least a hundred years .

Dare they come back, they won't return.

And when MC said they feel safe with him? You can't see him blushing, he's hiding in his pillow.