If The 7 Brothers, Barbatos And Diavolo Included, Are Managing The Devildom, How Are They Still In School?

If the 7 brothers, Barbatos and Diavolo included, are managing the Devildom, how are they still in school?

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO AWAY SOLOMON!!! I'M TRYING TO GET BEEL AND I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU OR YOUR PRETTY CARDS!!! TAKE A HINT ALREADY!!

I write this now for Mammon and Lucifer. And yes I am a freelance writer and I am writing a Christmas related request in the middle of summer because I can do that. This is part 2/3 @teachillvibes

This is before you start a "relationship" with them

YANDERE LUCIFER

You can be sure that Lucifer’s gift to you is something wonderful.

Something that will make you instantly forget all the other gifts you have received.

( His brothers often hear about it )

A gift is something expensive and the kind of thing you’ve wanted for a long time

But it’s certainly not the only gift.

Once you get what you want Lucifer will give you the kind of things he wants you to use.

That is, compatible clothes with his clothes, expensive jewelry and underwear.

He requires you to use the gifts he gives often.

Every time you do so, Lucifer feels very proud.

This is a wordless hint to other demons that you belong to him.

The only gift Lucifer wants is to "sleep" with him wearing the underwear he gave you.

( Since this is not an Nsfw blog I will leave the rest to your imagination )

YANDERE MAMMON

Mammon has bought you many small gifts.

He thinks that the more gifts the happier you are.

(So ​​we're talking about 35 gift packages)

You spend a great deal of time opening gifts.

And of course Mammon sits next to you and wants to know right away if you liked your gift.

Whenever you say yes Mammon is happy and hugs you.

No one knows where he got the money for the gifts but you may find that quickly all the gifts that are not from Mammon disappear.

You will never find them...

Mammon would like a Christmas present for you to spend the rest of your life with just him.

It's not too much of a demand is it?

Just what the doctor ordered

Lucifer x MC x Diavolo Poly Headcanons

Dating two of the most powerful and terrifying demons was a feat that could only be done by you, their darling MC

You started dating Diavolo first, as the prince was a lot more open with his feelings and less emotionally constipated than the Avatar of Pride.

He confessed after he took you out for a fancy dinner at Ristorante Six and brought you to that one spot where you can see the entirety of the Devildom. The stars shined brightly but not as bright as his eyes when he looked at you

Your relationship didn't go public yet but the brothers caught wind of it and rumours spread like wildfires. Lucifer took it upon himself to confront you about it, and if the rumours proved true to have the "If you hurt them I'll kill you" talk with both you and Diavolo.

Was super hesitant to be supportive of you two at first, not that he was opposed to the relationship itself, he was just scared of any consequences either of you would face

Eventually, he came around. Though it wasn't entirely. Lucifer had his own little, or big, problem. It seemed that he also had feelings for you, I mean who wouldn't?

Lucifer's immediate response was to ignore his feelings. He wouldn't dare get in the way of Diavolo and your relationship when you both looked so happy. But every time he saw you together he felt his heart tighten.

While Diavolo was too blinded by love to realize his closest friend's predicament, Barbatos was as observant as always and was the first one to notice how Lucifer would gaze at you with that look in his face, or how he would sigh every time you and Diavolo shared a kiss.

It wasn't like Barbatos to meddle but he couldn't watch this pathetic show anymore. "Lucifer, you should tell MC how you feel. Don't even try to deny it, I see the way you look at them." Lucifer wore a pained look on his face "But they're already with Lord Diavolo, I don't want to ruin things-"

Barbatos had recently overheard Solomon and Asmo discussing dating and the idea of polyamory came up. On this same note, the butler also saw how you looked at Lucifer. The same way that you looked at his master

After Barbatos suggesting the idea to Lucifer, the Avatar of Pride finally grew a pair and decided to confess. Lucifer's words made your knees weak and your heart flutter, and now all you needed to do was run the idea of being polyamorous by your current boyfriend

Diavolo was very open to the idea! Maybe this would give him a chance to kiss Lucifer. He's always trying new things after all, and Lucifer was one of the people he trusted more than anything. Bonus points it would definitely be fun

Now! Onto your relationship

Saying you were spoiled would be a drastic understatement. Diavolo alone gave you anything and everything you wanted or needed, and now Lucifer didn't want to fall behind.

You were the most protected human in all three realms. Nobody would even dare to look at you funny except maybe the Anti-Lucifer League.

Lucifer softened up a lot after you started dating. He even let Mammon get away with some of his schemes, too busy enjoying all the fun times with you and Diavolo.

Group dates were a must. Having tea together was a very common occurrence. They showed you all the most beautiful places in the Devildom, but they always said it could never live up to your beauty.

Smother them with love and watch the most powerful demons fall to their knees in front of you. Diavolo would always laugh when Lucifer got all flustered, promoting you to do it more often. And Lucifer would always wear his signature smug grin when Diavolo was on the receiving side of affection

You would sometimes feel almost unworthy of your two partners, considering their power and status and everything about them. They were just so perfect and you were scared you weren't.

Whenever you felt this way though, at least one of them would pick up on it almost immediately. You accused Lucifer of reading your mind one time-

Anyway, if you ever felt anything close to unworthy, your wonderful boyfriends were there to shower you with love. No matter how much the brothers would tease them for being too soft, they would always put your needs first

The three of you had so much fun together! The relationship was a bit serious at first but once you opened Lucifer up all of that changed. Even Lucifer and Diavolo got closer and treated each other more casually

Have fun being the three most powerful people in all the three realms, and having two incredible demons constantly at your beck and call. Only for their darling, precious MC. They love you so much

Till the end of time

Characters: Lucifer, gn!Mc (lovers)

Notes: Reincarnation, Mc is turned to a demon, some mentions of death, being brought to life and blood. Short work.

Pt2 to All the time we have together

Here you are again darling, just as you were when I first met you. Brilliant and beautiful, just as you were when I lost you, though I am not blind to the bold differences.

Horns of black ichor twist and curl around your head, dark wings on your back, offering warmth to my weeping brothers.

They're all so glad you're back.

We all are.

I do not know how but it's best not to question it, at least for now, all I want is to hold you like I once did.

Maybe now I don't have to let you go.

I can cling to you for an eternity without the fear of you leaving me again.

Your skin is warm, your eyes shine with life, your lungs breathe once again, your lips gently caress mine as you pull me into the sweetest kiss.

I do not know why you're back.

Perhpas once, father did something right.

Perhaps it was the young prince who brought you back to us, filled your veins with blood once more.

I don't know the answer, but it doesn't matter as long as you stay here with me till the end of time.

UK. Northern Ireland. Belfast. 1978. Stone-throwing boy during a riot.

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