Mammals Both Produce Milk And Have Hair. Ergo, A Coconut Is A Mammal.

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

Demon Brothers x MC who still sleeps with a stuffed animal

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Synopsis: MC had always slept with a stuffed animal. They didn't know how to sleep without it. Even though the animal was now worn and fraying, they wouldn't give it up for anything... not even for their favorite demon brothers. In fact, when they first came to the Devildom, having that stuffed animal was one of the few small comforts MC could hold onto. So, what happens when the boys finally discover MC's secret sleeping habits?

Lucifer

School was about to start and MC had *overslept*

Barged into MC's room, ready to begin a tirade, when he saw them

They were curled on their side in a tight ball, snuggling the stuffed animal close in one arm and sucking on the tip of their opposite thumb

If it were Belphie, Lucifer would have already ripped the covers off and started preaching

But the clamor of mixed emotions tormented him. Lucifer wanted so badly to be angry with MC

As the eldest in HoL, Lucifer felt responsible for MC's success at RAD and wanted to push them to do their best

...but they just looked so peaceful...

Couldn't bring himself to disturb them looking like that

Instead, Lucifer smoothed a hand over MC's hair and pressed a kiss to their forehead

Gently closed the door behind him, already vowing to deny it if MC asked him about his actions later

Two hours later, MC wandered into the hallway, still wearing their PJs, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes

MC, looking confused, bumped into Lucifer. "Lucifer? Why didn't you wake me up?"

Lucifer panicked. If MC knew that he knew, they would get embarrassed and stop sleeping like that...and then he'd never get to see it again...

"Oh, were you still asleep? I must not have noticed."

He walked away before the redness in his cheeks could betray his lie, leaving MC positively bewildered

MC still doesn't know that Lucifer knows

But every once in a while, when waking up in the middle of the night, they swear they see a shadow standing in the doorway

Creepy or cute? You decide lol

Mammon

The witches were threatening him again, surprise surprise

He went snooping in MC's room, looking for human world treasures to auction off on Akuzon

When rifling through their nightstand drawer, he found the limp stuffed animal buried beneath a pile of old homework assignments

"What the-" Was this thing supposed to resemble some kind of animal?!?!

Mammon could tell it had born a resemblance to a real creature at some point, but now, it was dirty and grayed, with stuffing popping out of the holes at its seams

Staring into the stuffed animal's button eyes, the Great Mammon's heart began to melt

As he heard MC's familiar footsteps (he's so used to snooping that he can recognize everyone in HoL just by the rhythm of their walk), Mammon panicked and shoved the animal into his jacket

Ran back to his room and slammed the door, breathing hard

That night, when MC opened the drawer, their heart sank when they saw that their precious stuffed animal was not where they had left it

There was only one demon who could be to blame, so MC marched over to his room. "Mammon, did you go snooping through my stuff again?!"

Like a deer in headlights, Mammon looked up from his rarely-used desk, a misshapen gray lump between his hands

Wait...was he...sewing? Mammon knows how to sew?!

"I, uh-" Mammon began to stammer. "I just thought..."

Averting his eyes, he thrust the stuffed animal back at MC

While the stitching was a bit uneven, Mammon had stitched up every last hole in the worn-out stuffed animal's fabric

"I'm sorry, MC. I know I shouldn't have been snooping, but-"

MC interrupted him by flinging themself into Mammon's arms, tears welling in the corners of their eyes

Mammon's. Best. Day. EVER

Overly-inflated ego for the rest of the week

Leviathan

Levi is the first of the brothers MC confides in about their sleeping habits

I mean, the boy sleeps with a Ruri-chan body pillow...MC felt confident he would understand

They were hanging out in his room, playing games, when MC asked, "Can I tell you a secret?"

Began to confide in Levi about their stuffed animal. "It's a little embarrassing, but..."

Levi isn't fazed

He knows he is in no position to judge them. He's pretty open-minded about most stuff, anyways (he's seen it all in manga/anime/hentai)

Unfortunately, this poor demon doesn't know how to react with his words. Levi is still not used to people, y'know...trusting him...with stuff like this

Kinda just goes "Oh, u-uh, okay then" and turns back to his game

MC feels a little dejected at first by Levi's lack of a reaction

But Levi soon begins to show his support through actions. He may not be good with his words, but he would never want MC to feel embarrassed because of him

In fact, as the Avatar of Envy, Levi's ego gets an enormous boost from the fact that MC confided in him before any of his brothers

Now that he knows they like them, Levi is always surprising MC with stuffed animals, especially ones based on sea creatures

Even uses his cosplay talents to make little costumes for MC's stuffed animals. "Look, MC, it's based on the magical girl series we watched last weekend!! Do you, uhh, l-like it??"

MC caught him taking pics of the stuffed animals wearing his costumes for his Devilgram. It's their little secret

Levi secretly loves that there's something he, the inexperienced otaku who's constantly being teased, knows about MC that his brothers don't

Take that, Stupidmammon!!!!!!

Asmodeus

Asmo had plans with MC to get manicures and boba; it was their weekly routine, and he looked forward to it every time

That afternoon, Asmo knocked on their door. "MC!!! Are you readyyy??" he sing-songed

MC didn't answer

Asmo wasn't one to barge in without knocking, but he couldn't help but worry about them

He did a good job of hiding it, but Asmo could be insecure; secretly, he worried that MC had gone to hang out with one of his brothers without him

When Asmo opened the door, he saw MC curled up in their bed with their stuffed animal, softly snoring; their laptop was still open to a TV show they had been watching

MC woke up to the sound of high-pitched squeeing reverberating off the walls

Before they could say anything, Asmo wrapped his arms around them and gave him the biggest squish he could muster

"MC!!! You are so adorable, I can't EVEN!!!!"

Having just woken up, MC is so confused. They can't even remember why Asmo is there in the first place, let alone figure out why he was freaking out over them so vehemently just for taking a damn nap

MC was so used to sleeping with their stuffed animal that it never occurred to them that anyone else would find it cute... weird, sure. Weird they could understand. But cute?

Ever since, Asmo has made it his mission to take as many cute pictures of MC sleeping with that stuffed animal as humanly (demonly?) possible

At first, MC is a little creeped out by Asmo fangirling over them

Eventually, they just get used to it

Asmo has made a picture of them snuggling the stuffed animal his DDD background, and will show his sneaky pictures to anyone who will listen

Satan

Satan views himself as the *sophisticated* sort, and wants others to see him that way, too

But this tortured academic type has been keeping an ~embarrassing secret~

Sandwiched between his mattress and the bedframe is a fraying blankie he has slept with since he was a baby

Lucifer once found it and Satan vehemently denied knowing anything about it

"So you won't mind if I just...get rid of it, then?" Lucifer asked knowingly, a smug smile playing at the corners of his lips

Satan snatched back the blankie, his cheeks flushing bright red. "You tell NO ONE about this."

Lucifer has been holding this over Satan's head as blackmail material for years

Lucifer doesn't want cooking duty tonight? Satan better step it up if he doesn't want his secret posted on flyers all over RAD

Satan knows he has a reputation to uphold

So, when he goes to walk MC to class one morning and finds them asleep in bed with a graying, holey stuffed animal, he immediately starts making fun of them at every opportunity. "Is this supposed to be a stuffed animal? It looks more like Levi's used tissue after a Ruri-chan marathon."

MC silently tolerates it, until one night, MC goes to Satan's room as he's getting ready for bed and discovers him lifting up the mattress to retrieve his blankie from underneath

The moment Satan meets their eyes, it's like the meme of Spiderman pointing at himself

After a moment of stunned silence, MC falls to the floor, laughing so hard their stomach hurts

Satan, mortified, feels his ears grow hot. "MC, for the love of Diavolo, be quiet! NO ONE can know about this!"

MC, wiping the tears from their eyes, placates Satan with an insincere, "Oh, yup, sure, uh-huh."

In their head, they are already plotting their revenge for all the teasing they've tolerated at Satan's hands

Sometimes, the memory will come flooding back and MC will start giggling to themselves like an idiot

Everyone will stare at them, but MC can't help it. It's JUST. TOO. GOOD

Beelzebub

Beel loves food, don't get him wrong, but...

For him, eating is a social activity. Beel gets lonely when he has to eat by himself

So, whenever his brothers aren't around for dinner, Beel goes looking for MC so he can share his meal with them

Beel and MC will make dinner together and eat it in MC's room, usually while watching a movie or Deviltube videos

One night, Beel and MC are lounging in bed eating noodles and watching a movie, when Beel spills all over himself -- and MC's bed

"MC, I'm so sorry!" Beel, panicking, immediately goes to clean up the mess

"Beel, it's okay, wait-"

While Beel's wiping away his mess, his hand brushes over a lump of fabric buried in the sheets

A bit perplexed, Beel picks up the lump and examines it

It's MC's stuffed animal, and it's now got a HUGE stain in the middle of its forehead

MC blushes. They're more embarrassed that Beel discovered their secret than worried about cleaning up

Still, Beel doesn't hesitate to get to work. "MC, I'll be right back."

Beel hustles out the door with the stuffed animal. He doesn't tell MC where he's going or what he's doing

MC is a bit worried, partly about Beel's behavior and partly that they may never see their precious stuffed animal again

Soon after, however, Beel returns to their room, stuffed animal in hand

Blushing, he hands them back the stuffed animal. "For you."

MC's heart swells when they notice that not only is the stain from Beel's meal gone but so are all the other scuffs and dirt marks the stuffed animal had acquired over many years of wear and tear

Turns out, Beel is a little bit of a laundry expert after getting pretty much every kind of food on every kind of surface you can think of

Tears welling in the corners of their eyes, MC throws their arms around Beel as hard as they can

Beel is admittedly a bit surprised that the gesture meant so much to them, but he sure isn't complaining about the results!

Belphegor

Belphie and MC take a LOT of naps together, but...

Belphie isn't exactly the most observant demon when he's sleepy

It takes Belphie a while, but eventually, he notices that no matter how many times he falls asleep in MC's lap or while snuggling them in bed, MC is never actually asleep with him

MC is too nice to say anything, so usually, they'll wait patiently for Belphie to wake up -- or sometimes, carefully extricate themselves from whatever position they're laying in and go get a book to read or some homework to do

As they grow closer, Belphie decides to ask MC why they never sleep when they are together

He would never admit it, but he's terrified it might be his fault that MC can't relax around him. After what he did to MC, Belphie wouldn't blame them if they were too afraid to let their guard down

Belphie pops the question while they are laying in the attic

He grows even more worried when he notices how embarrassed MC is by the question

"Oh, you noticed that, huh?" MC laughed nervously

Belphie is preparing himself for the worst when MC suddenly confesses to him: "I can't actually, um, sleep... not without a stuffed animal."

Well. THAT was not what Belphie expected them to say

Belphie is so overcome by relief that he wants to tackle them in a hug, but he manages to hide his emotions...for the most part

MC swears they see the hint of a smile on Belphie's face

Once he's processed what happened well enough to think straight, Belphie pats MC on the head and rolls out of bed. "Hold on a second, MC."

MC watches as Belphie rummages in a drawer. When he finds what he's looking for, he comes back to bed and collapses next to MC

"For you." Belphie hands MC a small but worn stuffed cow

"It used to be Lilith's, but I thought you could use it. You know, when we're napping together."

Emotion hitches in MC's throat. They aren't sure what to say

Before they can reply, Belphie is already tangling his limbs in theirs, snoring softly into their chest

Hugging the stuffed cow close, MC fell asleep in Belphie's bed for the first time that night

UK. Northern Ireland. Belfast. 1978. Stone-throwing boy during a riot.

Photograph: Chris Steele-Perkins/Magnum Photos

Anyways, one of many spots I want to visit while in Japan

the opposing argument is that “no one uses American food as an aesthetic!” and they’ll film sarcastic tiktoks of them at Walmart posing with “American” grocery items to make a point, but Japan LOVES the 50s Americana aesthetic, they literally do that themselves already 😭😭

I write this now for Mammon and Lucifer. And yes I am a freelance writer and I am writing a Christmas related request in the middle of summer because I can do that. This is part 2/3 @teachillvibes

This is before you start a "relationship" with them

YANDERE LUCIFER

You can be sure that Lucifer’s gift to you is something wonderful.

Something that will make you instantly forget all the other gifts you have received.

( His brothers often hear about it )

A gift is something expensive and the kind of thing you’ve wanted for a long time

But it’s certainly not the only gift.

Once you get what you want Lucifer will give you the kind of things he wants you to use.

That is, compatible clothes with his clothes, expensive jewelry and underwear.

He requires you to use the gifts he gives often.

Every time you do so, Lucifer feels very proud.

This is a wordless hint to other demons that you belong to him.

The only gift Lucifer wants is to "sleep" with him wearing the underwear he gave you.

( Since this is not an Nsfw blog I will leave the rest to your imagination )

YANDERE MAMMON

Mammon has bought you many small gifts.

He thinks that the more gifts the happier you are.

(So ​​we're talking about 35 gift packages)

You spend a great deal of time opening gifts.

And of course Mammon sits next to you and wants to know right away if you liked your gift.

Whenever you say yes Mammon is happy and hugs you.

No one knows where he got the money for the gifts but you may find that quickly all the gifts that are not from Mammon disappear.

You will never find them...

Mammon would like a Christmas present for you to spend the rest of your life with just him.

It's not too much of a demand is it?

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