You Made Such A Great Post About The Intimacy Of The Jikook Cuddle On The Boat In Jeju But Now We Find

You made such a great post about the intimacy of the jikook cuddle on the boat in jeju but now we find out that Tae was with them and the moment wasn’t actually intimate/romantic. Unfortunately I think we all misinterpret preview trailers because the scenes are taken out of context.

Hey Anon,

The post was about their unconscious intimacy and the muscle memory of responding to one another's bodies, remember? It wasn't about a romantic event.

They dont need the moment to be romantic, to have this happen, because it's become natural for them.

That moment showed how their bodies connect to each other without any conscious decisions being made.

The fact that this happens despite a third party being present just proves the point further.

Tae might have been sitting right next to them, and their automatic responses to each other STILL kicked in. Jimin's feet still nestled in under JK's. JK's toes still found their comfy spot on top of Jimins foot.

It seems they weren't self conscious about Tae being with them. They cuddled regardless.

Those automatic responses are apparently not hampered by Tae's presence.

That actually tells me that they're used to him being in their (couple) space.

It also tells me they see this environment - the boat/Jeju trip - as their space...

...and that he's 100% third wheeling

Sorry Taetae, it looks like they weren't planning on having guests 😅

Yeeeshhh!! I hope the whole trip isnt as awkward and uncomfortable as the teaser 😅

When your new neighbours come over...

I can see it in my head every time I look at this photo

*There's a knock at your door and you open it to see these two...*

JK: "Hello, I'm Jungkook and this is my husband..."

<of course I have to continue now, I can't leave them standing in the doorway... haha>

JM: "Hello, nice to meet you! I'm Jimin. We just moved in next door."

JK: "Yes, we're your new neighbours.... we thought we'd come over to introduce ourselves, and..."

JM: "You want us to stay ? For dinner? Really?

JM: Uh... Jungkookie do you...?"

JK: Can we? Jimin-ah, we haven't even found one bag of snacks in all the boxes and I'm starving.

JM: Ok, sure I guess...

JK: "Yes please I'm so hungry from moving boxes haha! Can I help cook? I can make tteokbokke."

JM: "His tteokbokke is very good, it's why I married him <heeheehee>

JK: That's probably true... Jimin can't cook at all, he used to live on takeout before he met me.

JK: But I like cooking for him because he eats deliciously...

Your new best friends wander into your house and make themselves at home....

Welcome to the rest of your life

Jikook moments that Bangtan could’ve played off as nothing but instead just made it worse:

1. Nj:*translates jm* Oh he said he wants to be a police officer

   Jk: Arrest me

   Bangtan: 

   Bangtan:

   Bangtan: ….ok

2. Jm: *points to his cheek* Jungkook-ah, kiss!

   Jk:

   Bangtan:

   Big Hit: …*crops the damn vid so that it skips the next few seconds*

3. V: What’s jimin gonna give jungkook (for his birthday)?

   Jm:

   Jk:

   Nj:

   Bangtan:

4. Jk: When i came here (to Japan) with jimin…

    Hobi: *tries to cut him off* wow so interesting, here’s your present

   Jk: *laughs*

   Jk: *continues anyway* the most memorable part of our trip was that we should’ve woken up early but this *points thumb at jimin’s general direction* hyung was busy playing with his phone till morning so we woke up late *giggles like it’s the funniest thing* *looks around expectantly*

  Jm: c:

   Jin: …ohhh *looks at namjoon, unimpressed*

   Nj: …ohhh *Big Sigh*

5. Jikook: *filming gcf saipan alone at the beach*

   Nj: what are those two doing???

   Nj: *records them*

   Nj: *posts it on twitter, captioned “what are you doing”*

   Jk: *replies by posting a vid of him giggling while editing a silly clip of jimin playing in the water with John K’s Best of Me playing in the bg*

   Nj: (probably regrets it lmao)

6. Jikook: *anytime they mention tokyo trip*

   Nj:

   Hobi:

Bangtan:

7. Jk: the thing i like most about jm is… His shamelessness?

   Bangtan: ohh

   Jm: shamelessness? I’m not shameless tho?

   Jk: you’re being shameless now

   Jm: so that’s why you like me more now?

   Jk: ……….

   Jk: … *nods*

   Jk: ……. *Changes subject* He treats me well

   Bangtan: suddenly??

8. Jm: we’re the same! You are me, i am you~

   Jk: *giggly*

   Nj: *resigned to his third-wheeling fate*

9. Jk: Destiny?

   Jm: i told you, you are me, i am you

   Bangtan:

10. Jk: *teases jm*

   Jm: *gets shy and hits jk in retaliation*

   Jin, third-wheeling: why wont you hit me too? Dont treat me differently! Hit me too!

11. Jk: *reads his fortune cookie to jm* Jimin-ah,-

    Jm: *giggles*

    Jk: its okay if you’re not no. 1- where are you going??

    Jin: I’M LEAVING

12. Jikook: *wearing matching clothes*

    Nj:

13. Jm: *gives jk his ring since he isnt wearing one*

    Jk: *shows it off* do you know what this ring means? Noone else can touch it. It’s special/precious.

    Bangtan: *panics* *flustered* *chaos*

14. Jikook: *all giggles and smiles while playing the palm pushing game*

    Nj:

Jin:

Another golden moment right here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

married couple's honeymoon vlog (2/?) - when you criticized his driving skills and set off a whole argument in the parking lot

I'm on my way to confess

Before all the antis arrive, let's check the translations...

Both Papago and Google Translate say Jimin is on his way to confess.

I was suspicious as soon as I read the subs on the video, because Koreans don't use gendered pronouns.

So what irreplaceable moments are on that phone, Junkookah?

Have you heard something like personal contacts and importan phone numbers? Messages, things have to memorized and schedules for very next performances he have to do ? Its not always sex tape on his phone he's so panicked about

What a party-pooper you are!

You need to live a little, honey. Sex tapes are much more fun - and worth panicking over - than phone numbers and schedules 😂😂😂

What would life be without memories like these?

I sure hope they have some NSFW footage on their phones... what's the point of life if you don't make a few risky videos you can panic over when you kayak capsizes?

Besides have you noticed the staff around them? Don't you think some of those people might have access to their schedules and song lyrics?