Kid Damien Really Liked Birds But Then One Time Almost Got His Eye Pecked Out By A Crow (his Mom Took

Kid Damien really liked birds but then one time almost got his eye pecked out by a crow (his mom took him to the ER and everything turned out to be okay) and now he's kinda scared of them.

Huxley thinks it's adorable how whenever Damien sees a pigeon or something he just quickly shuffles over to the side of Huxley that is farther away from the bird while giving it a death stare until it's out of view.

Tell me why I can totally see Freelancer trying to find shit about magic on the internet once their powers started manifesting and after not finding anything anywhere they go to Tumblr and it takes them less than fifteen minutes to find posts that came from actual empowered people about magic/being empowered? Like redacteverse empowered people on this website do not give a single fuck about covert. So I can totally imagine Freelancer finding some stuff from empowered people meant specifically for humanborns/people who got their powers very very recently and using those posts to better understand and more effectively hide their magic for a while.

Like they made an account, were then very confused by just about everything going on here, made their blog look pretty, put "[name]/[pronouns]/[age]" and "apparently magic is real?" in their bio and then proceeded to find empowered Tumblr way too fast.

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

Darlin'/Honey. Please don't ask why or how because I don't think I can tell you.

i love rare pairs w darlin tell me ur fav or there will be consequences (read in evil intimidating voice)

Hush after learning about humans: Doc, am I your blorbo?

Doc: Sorry?

Hush: Am I not your little meow meow?

Doc: Don't tell me you found my fucking Tumblr-

You did not just call Damien a firework lmao-

Spoilers for Friendsgiving 

Erik really said “let me put a Band-Aid over the wound that the summit left”

We got

Adorable Damien/Huxley 

Gavin being Gavin 

Huxley and freelancer being cooking buddies so everyone’s favorite firework can have a break 

Freelancer and coworker are now besties. I don’t make the rules. 

AND LASKOS END LINE! (I’m cackling)