Chlonath Week Is Amazing So Far! Let's Not Forget The Fic That Brought Me Here... #Masterpiece

Chlonath week is amazing so far! Let's not forget the fic that brought me here... #Masterpiece

Me, after reading MASTERPIECE.

silly chloe headcanons

“whatever happened to that old medieval brand chivalry? you know where knights laid themselves facedown in the mud and let you walk across their backs so your dress wouldn’t get dirty.” 

“that’s….not how that goes, chloe.” 

“oh thank god, patent the idea for me, and do you think kim would be interested?”

she holds the record for most online purchases made while procrastinating during a single class period (five Lancôme palettes, four Louis Vuitton handbags, three Chanel dresses, and seventeen Louboutin heels). thank you unlimited platinum credit cards. 

“wait…you only have one bathroom in your whole house!?”

chloe forgot about a history exam one day and straight up slipped mme. bustier an envelope of €500 so that she could “overlook this whole test thing.”

she got sent to the principal’s office, all the while complaining that “daddy bribes his staff to overlook things all the time!”

whenever chloe insults someone, adrien blackmails her by saying he’ll reveal her crunchyroll premium account and all of her fandom blogs if she doesn’t apologize that same day. it’s his most effective method of keeping her in check, and she highly resents it

she’s super instagram famous and likes to post a lot of makeup videos, fashion hauls, and nail tutorials when she’s bored

no one will admit to it, but everyone in the class watches her instagram videos all the time because holy shit her highlight is immaculate and how on earth does she get her nail gradients to look so neat?

she’s scarily good at the knife game??? one day she was bored in class and was fiddling around with her metal nail file and pretty soon she was an expert. it’s great for scaring away stupid boys who try to bother her during study hall. 

one time marinette was complaining in the hallway that she forgot her eyeliner at home and didn’t have anything to touch up her makeup with, and on instinct chloe pulls out her emergency makeup kit and asks “pencil, gel, or liquid?”

she may hate the girl but forgetting your touch up bag at home is about the most tragic thing chloe’s ever heard in her life

“im a very charitable person! just this morning i told a woman leaving her hotel room that her dress looked like a burlap sack that a drunk, colorblind, has-been artist just finished throwing up all over. a lesser person would’ve let her walk outside in that monstrosity.” 

someone: mentions my current obsession

me, pulling out a comically long scroll: now that you mention it i just have a few Thoughts that i would like to discuss if you have a few spare days thank you just take a seat

hey, ml fandom, would anyone around here be interested in participating in a big bang?

say a timeline of 4-5 months, fics a minimum of 10-20k+, open to all sorts of creators (writers, gif makers/editors, artists, fanmixers, vidders, meta writers, headcanon makers, etcetcetc i’m forgetting so many people) instead of just people who write stuff and people who draw stuff? possibly also (taking a leaf out of the big bang on ice’s book) fics/writers paired with betas?

idk, i’d need to figure out a lot of stuff first, but i was wondering if that sounded like fun to anyone else?

NOTE: reply or add appropriate (’yes’, ‘hell yes’, ‘hell fucking yes’, ‘maybe’, etc) tags to your reblog if you want to be tagged in the event that it happens

I’m amazed Adrien didn’t choke himself with the quiche.

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Do You Believe in Miracles? Chapter 4

I’d like to first of all apologize for how long it’s taken to get this chapter published. Lots of irl crap happening to me in the last 7 months. I’d also like to give a big thanks to @ageisia​ for beta reading this and helping me get this fic out of hiatus.

Last of all, I’d like to thank tumblr for being so janky as to require some BS workaround just to get my work to appear in tag searches. So yeah, thanks tumblr you pile of utmost garbage.

AO3 FF

Chapter 4: Long Live the Queen

“Chloé, do you have an explanation for where you were during the evacuation?” Miss Bustier demanded the moment the girl in question stepped back into the classroom. “And for the first–” she looked at her watch “–twenty minutes of class?”

“I told you before I stepped outside,” Chloé mumbled, ignoring the eyes on her as she made her way to her desk. “Restroom.”

“Well,” Miss Bustier planted her fists on her hips, “you should know that when the fire alarm goes off, evacuation takes priority over powdering your nose.”

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