I Think We Dont Talk About How Badass Wylan Is, So Lets Talk Some More.

I think we don’t talk about how badass Wylan is, so let’s talk some more.

Wylan might have not be able to lie to Kaz in the CK but for some reason we don’t talk about him tricking Kaz and Inej and them being clueless about it.

I’m talking about Wylans dyslexia, we see that Kaz and Inej don’t know about it until Wylan tells them. And Inej tells Jesper that she heard the reason for Wylan being on the streets is him making out with his tutor, but it doesn’t sound like she believes it. She specifically said that it’s a rumor.

But the problem is, there’s no one who could’ve spread that rumor. Inej mentioned that servants in the mansion were paid well enough so they couldn’t bribe them, and based off the things Wylan says about his father, it looks like Wylan was absent from most of the events where he should’ve appeared as merchant’s son. So merchants wouldn’t spread any rumor like that, they just never had any reasons. And servants just knew the truth so they had no need for that either.

But Wylan had. If not people who lived in the barrel, but stadwatch could’ve recognized him. Not that there was anyone looking for him, it could’ve been by accident. But Wylan might have been brought to his father and killed, so he created a myth. He would get into conversations about merchants and as if by chance mention that Wylan Van Eck had been kicked out by his father, for having an affair with his tutor.

As Matthias once said “if demjin and the wraith couldn’t figure it out, then no one could” and Wylan made sure of it.

New characters from me and @The super interesting life of jj

In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"

We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines

Wylan ends up getting a Dregs tattoo. It's very high up on his forearm so he doesn't have to worry about the other members of the Council seeing it if his sleeve rode up a bit. Only the Crows know he got it

i genuinely dont care if the creation of all media comes to a screeching halt btw i will very gladly live with no new movies no new tv shows no new anything for years if that's what it takes for the people who create them to be treated like human beings. i hope every other facet of the entertainment industry goes on strike too and i hope all the ones that havent unionised yet will. i want media creation to become completely impossible and i want the people who could make it possible again to hold out until they get every single thing they want. btw

I had such a cute (and kinda sad) wesper idea!

Jesper helps out at a mental institute, just helping the patients. He'll read to them or listen to their stories - is just a general helpful boi

One of the patients he helps is a lovely woman called Marya he's reading a book to. Some days, he'll have to repeat chapters he's already read because she insists the last chapter she remembers was chapter 4, even though he read chapter 5 last week. But other than that, she's fine

One day, Jesper comes in and Marya's got a visitor. Her son

Love it already but I'll read it 😌

I love that he'd be such a good boi 🥺 This aligns with volunteer Jesper from NH&HVB and I LOVE IT

OH MY GOD 😭 I LOVE THIS BLAIZE I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COME UP WITH THESE PLEASE I LOVE IT

Jesper knows what Wylan looks like because of all the paintings Marya's done but he expects Wylan to be like 7 because that's how Marya paints him so he's surprised to see this guy around his age who is so much prettier and real life and super nervous to see his mom and Jesper is so glad to help because he knows Marya misses her son 🥺🥺🥺