The One With Spill Your Guts

The one with “Spill your Guts”

Summery: Henry is a guest on The Late Late Show with James Corden and let something slipped out

Pairing: Henry Cavill x Reader

Henry was actually rethinking the whole thing: everything smelled awful and he couldn’t help but gag. It was going to be a long night.

James Corden, sat in front of him, and was already laughing

“Welcome back everyone, I’m James Corden and I’m here with Henry Cavill and we are going to play one of our favorite games “Spill your Guts or Fill your Guts”. Are you ready Henry”- James asked

“I really really am not. I’m thinking about running away”- he laughed

“It’s too late for that; but let’s get back to our game. So here is how it works I will ask a question, you can either choose to answer the question or eat the food I pick. Let’s have a look at the food here: hot sauce, salmon ice cream, we’ve got cow tongue, a thousand years old egg, pig blood curd and our old time favorite the bull penis”- James said laughing - “so do you wanna start, or should I ask first?”

“I can start, so I have to decide what to give you right?”- Henry asked - “ok, let’s see I’d like to give you the cow’s tongue.”- he took the card with the questions and slightly smiled -“oh man, this gonna be a tough one to answer to”

“Really”- Corden asked

“James which product that you’ve been paid heavily to endorse do you not use?”

The question was soon followed by the public clapping their hands, it was clear they couldn’t wait for the answer

“I told you it was gonna be a tough one”- Henry said -“ ok chase bank, curry coffe or Apple Music”

James took a deep breath

“Ok chase bank, curry coffe and Apple Music which of those products I don’t use”- he repeated while thinking. It was clear he was having trouble choosing what to do - “ok… well…”- he added while taking the cow’s tongue -“ I think I’m gonna… Yep”- he took a huge bite of the tongue

“Oh my god”- Henry was astonished- “it must taste awful”

“It sure does”- James laughed -“it’s your turn bud, I’m gonna give you the hot sauce. I’m being nice here as you can see. So the question is”- he started laughing -“to the nearest million how much do you make a year”

Everyone in the audience started laughing along with Corden

“Well… cheers”- said Henry before drinking the hot sauce. His eyes were nearly watering… -“it’s good, I’m probably going to have hiccups so don’t mind me. I’m choosing again right… I’m gonna go with some pig blood curd, it looks delicious doesn’t it”- Henry asked the audience laughing once he saw James gagging already

“I wanna remember you it’s gonna be your turn again next…”

“Ok ok the question. Peter rabbit, emoji movie, trolls rank them from worst to best”

“I feel so bad though, because I like all the people that worked on those films but I can’t eat that”- James said after smelling the curd once again

“If you pinch your nose it’ll go down easier I think”- Henry laughed

“Come on. Ok I’m gonna answer it, there is no way I’m gonna eat that. I’ll rank them best to worst, so number one Peter Rabbit, number two trolls, number three emojii movie. There done it”- James answered earning the cheering of the audience -“ Now it’s your turn again Cavill are you ready?”

“Not at all”

“Ok so I’m gonna give you the salmon ice cream and here’s the question: who is the celebrity that has your number that you wish didn’t”- James read the card

“Oh my god this is a terrible game”- Henry laughed -“whose idea was it… I mean after what you put me through today, probably you… I’m kidding, I’m kidding.. well I’m not totally kidding”

James couldn’t stop laughing

“I bet you’re regretting answering my call and accepting my invite, aren’t you”- Corden asked

“I totally am, I don’t know if I’ll ever pick up the phone again”- Henry asked - “Is my answer valid or should I eat the ice cream?”- he asked the audience

EAT, EAT, EAT

Screamed the audience and Henry groaned before taking a spoon and eating a chunk of ice cream

“It tastes awful if you were wondering”- Henry said to the audience - “ok let’s see I’m gonna give you the one thousand years old egg because that smells really awful and I don’t wanna be the one eating it. So James name two of the cameraman that are here right now”

James tried to look around before eating the egg without saying anything

“Good?”- asked Henry

“Tasty”- jokes James -“so now I’m gonna give you some bull penis”

“Well thank you, I haven’t had some penises in a while”- Henry chuckled

“If you had to choose between Gal Gadot and Anya Chalotra, who would you date?”- James asked

“Oh my god”- Henry closed his eyes trying to figure out how to get out of that one

“Well they are both your costar and they’re both beautiful women”

“You’re putting me in a tough spot James, if I answer this question my wife will never let me live it down”- Henry groaned

“Wait what… wife?”- James asked evidently excited about Henry’s word

Silence filled the studio, it was clear everyone was astonished by what just came out. No one wanted to miss not even a word

“Oh damn I wasn’t supposed to say that”

“So let’s put aside the game because you know it’s my show and I can do whatever I want. Henry are you married”- James was confused. He always tried to be informed about his guests and he would have guaranteed Henry wasn’t even in a relationship until a minute ago

“Oh my god, I’m so gonna sleep on the couch tonight. Can’t I just eat the bull penises, it seems more appealing than answering your question right now”- Henry didn’t know how to get out of this one. He knew you would only pretend to be mad about his slipped out but he should have been more careful. You weren’t hiding per se, you were just careful because you knew that every time people knew about his relationships they would always have something to say about them. He just wanted to protect you and you both wanted to protect your privacy and your relationship.

Anyway dwelling on it wasn’t going to help, he had to decide how to answer now.

“Ok ok. Forgive me love”- Henry said looking at the camera before turning towards James Corden once again -“If someone didn’t hear me a couple of minutes before, yes I’m married”

“There are so many questions… can we know with whom, how did you two met, how long have you been married? In other words tell us everything you can”- James said and Henry couldn’t help but chuckled at the man enthusiasm

“Well her name is Y/n, we met on the set of The Tudors actually, she played my mistress in the last season. We lost contact for a while but we met again four years ago and we have been together ever since. We got married last year”- Henry smiled like he always did when he talked about you.

“Well you have heard here first… but Henry you have to eat the bull penis now”- James laughed -“I’m joking I’m joking”- he stopped Henry who had taken the cup ready to eat-“Henry thank you for coming here and for the scoop really”

You were at home on the couch looking your husband outing your relationship on tv.

“Well Kal, look what your dad did… what do you say should we forgive him?”- you asked the pup. He barked, always ready to defend his human

“Ok ok I’ll forgive him, but I’ll make him work for it”- you smiled already planning Henry’s road to forgiveness.

I have a thing for writing about talk show if you hadn’t noticed

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The one with the Advent Calendar (Day 2)

Pairing: Henry Cavill x reader

Warning: 18+ only, please don’t read this if you’re a minor. Poorly written smut

You woke up with the smell of coffee and you smiled because it was your favorite way of waking up, well beside your boyfriend kissing you that’s it.

You looked at the clock on your phone and groaned: 7a.m. How could he possibly be up so early even today? It had been two exhausting days between the premier of the second season of the Witcher and your work schedule. And yet he was up already. You would have bet your house (well it was Henry’s technically but it still counted) that he had even found the time and the motivation to work out.

You stood up groaning: there was no point in trying to go back to sleep without Henry. You went quickly to the bathroom before joining your boyfriend in the kitchen.

Henry was at the stove cooking, he had showered and changed already and you asked yourself how come you didn’t wake up sooner. Kal was setting beside the counter so you patted him gently on the head before moving forward

“Hmmm”- you groaned at your boyfriend while hugging him from behind. You caressed his muscles, your boyfriend was huge and you loved it. Henry caressed your hands on his hips

“Good morning love”- he was cooking his protein pancakes, which you hated but ate anyway. What you wouldn’t do for this man..

“Coffee”- you mumbled. And a coffee filled cup appeared next to you - “Magic”- you sighed while taking the mug.

Henry laughed at your ridiculous behavior; he was used to it by now but it still made him laugh.

“Sometimes I think you love coffee more than me”- he smirked

“Good coffee…”

“Aren’t I good too since I made it for you?”- he raised his brows at you

“Good Henry… good coffe”

He boomed in a loud laugh - “you don’t even know how much I miss this when I’m not with you in the mornings.”

“How long have you been up? I thought we were going to take it easy today”- you looked at him while still drinking your coffee.

“I woke up at 5 am more or less, worked out a little bit”

You glared at him. Your man really needed to be forced into taking some rest sometimes otherwise he would burn out. And this time you knew exactly how to.

You waited until both of you had done with your breakfast before planting the bait

“Well I’m gonna open today’s box of my advent calendars”- you said with nonchalant while leaving the kitchen. You heard him drop whatever he still got in his hands before running past you

“Oh my god, we’re hopening it together today otherwise you’re not getting any. Do you hear me mister?” - you rolled your eyes and went after him. You found Henry with the box in his hands waiting for you

“Can I open it now?”- he was trying to sound patience and not succeeding… not even a little bit.

He waited for your nod before opening it and once he did you both smirked

“Don’t you have that gaming tournament or something like that today?”- you took the surprise from his hands

“Well that’s a bit out of the blue, but yes why?”

“At what time?”- you asked

“Aren’t you going to tell me why first?”- you raised your eyebrows silently telling him that it was you who wasn’t going to budge today -“Fine… it starts in an hour”

“Good. I’m gonna take a shower”

“Wait, Y/n you still haven’t told me why”- it always astonished you how cute he sounded when he whined. He could be such a huge big baby sometimes.

You kissed him softly on the corner of his lip and turned around to go to te bathroom when you felt a gentle slap on your butt

“What?”- asked Henry innocently when you looked at him

You took your time in the shower, washed and dried your hair, put a face mask on and relaxed a little bit.

Only when you heard Henry going to his gaming room you started to get ready: you put his favorite piece of lingerie on, chose a bright red lipstick to adorn your lips with and went out of the bedroom.

Before going to Henry though, you made sure Kal was sleeping on his doggy-bed in the leaving room. The last thing you wanted was for Kal to follow you to the gaming room, so you tried to be as sneaky as you could. Not only not to wake up Kal, but also so that Henry could be as much surprised as possible.

The gaming room’s door was ajar, you tried to listen through the door to make sure Henry was already playing and focused on the game. When you heard him slight cursed you knew you were golden.

You entered the room glad Henry wasn’t playing while connected with others. Your boyfriend hadn’t noticed you yet, so you closed the door not as gently as you usually did when he was playing and you didn’t want to make him loose his focus

“Damn love you scared… FUCK”- Henry said while looking towards the door. He was speechless: you were the most beautiful woman even when you hadn’t slept in days. But now, looking at you, he knew you were totally aware of what was going to be his reaction as soon as he would’ve landed his eyes on you. He got immediately hard just by looking at you: your plump red lips that you were slightly biting, your beautiful eyes that were sparkling with mischief, not to mention your breast that seemed almost to pop out of your lingerie. Henry couldn’t see your ass, because you were facing him, but he was sure it looked amazing too

“Do you mind if I play too!”- you asked while playing with the cock ring you two had found in the advent calendar merely an hour before. Henry wasn’t even going to answer you, he started to exit the game but you stopped him

“No no, keep playing”- you put yourself between his legs and made yourself comfortable on your knees. Henry was looking at you from above -“come on Hennybear go back to play, I got you”- you smirked at him and made a sign to him to slightly lift his ass so you could lower his shorts.

“I’m not gonna start if you don’t go back to play your game”- he groaned at you but took back his joystick and started playing again

You waited a little bit, only caressing his thighs, you knew Henry was still looking at you with the corner of his eyes.

Once you were sure Henry was at least partially focused on the game, you rested your check on his thigh and looked at his cock. He was already hard but you decided to stroke him a little bit anyway.

As soon as your hand touched his member Henry groaned but kept on playing anyway; you gave him a couple of stroke and as soon as he started leaking you knew he was ready. You touched the tip with your finger collecting some of the pre-cum that was there and licked it.

Henry looked at you as soon as you moaned but a glare from you was enough to make him look back at the screen

You explore his cock with your tongue all along its length from the base to the tip a couple of times and when you were sure he was wet enough you positioned the cock ring

Henry hissed but said nothing more, trying to stay focused on the screen in front of him at least until he felt your hot mouth around him. He stopped to look at you and enjoy the moment: you were beautiful on your knees between his thighs, your lips stretched around him. He took your hair between his fingers but as soon as he did so, you looked at him and stopped

“You stop playing, I stop playing”- you said and he huffed but did as you said.

You weren’t sure if he was actually playing or just pretending but you didn’t really care, you had had his cock in your mouth for just a couple of minutes and you were already wet. You took his cock in your mouth once again, deepthroating him as much as you could and then you stood there for a while just enjoying the weight of him on your tongue.

Henry could barely breathe, the feeling of your mouth around him and the constriction of the ring at the base of his cock was driving him crazy. He felt your hand gently playing with his balls while your mouth kept going up and down his shaft. He felt you moaned around him, you always liked blowing him but one look at you and he knew you were playing with yourself.

You rolled your tongue around the head of Henry’s cock and once you were sure he was about to come, you took him out of your mouth so that you could remove the ring. As soon as the ring was off you eagerly took him in your mouth again.

You moved up and down his shaft while using you fingers on your pussy slowly at first, but eventually increasing your speed on both yourself and him.

You heard Henry moaning lauder and lauder until was coming in your mouth.

You kept him in your mouth a little bit longer until he went soft, and with a last kiss on the tip you let him out of your mouth.

“So did you win?”- you smirked at your boyfriend who was still too caught in his own orgasm to answer you.

I’ve made the executive decision that this is going to be a 12 days advent calendar 😂😂 it’s just that it’s going to be easier for me this way

English is not my first language so I’m sorry if there are any mistakes

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Unexpected - Stucky x Reader

Pairing Grouping: Steve Rogers x Reader x Bucky Barnes

Warnings: Steamy fluff with a dash cupful of foul mouthed Reader and super soldier. Also liberal use of sugar and baby but no sugar babies.

A/N: short fluff is no 3300+ of very steamy fluff. I’m gonna go with 16+ on this one folks. Oh, and STUCKY!!!

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They didn’t think anything of it at first. It was just little things after all. Things that hardly warranted their attention. It wasn’t until Tony mentioned it that they began to take notice.

“Hey, Capsicle, you and tin man been sneaking off to the store without telling anyone? You could at least ask if we needed anything? I’ve been out of blueberries for days,” Tony said one night as the team sat to watch a movie.

“What are you talking about, Stark?” Steve asked with a furrowed brow.

Tony gestured at the bag of gummy worms that you and Bucky were currently sharing. “Just that you two seem to be the only ones around here that never run out of your favorite goodies. You could have stocked up for everyone. That’s all I’m saying.” He shrugged his shoulders and waved a hand through the air as if it wasn’t important, though clearly it was if he’d brought it up.  

You rolled your eyes. “Tony, you’re a billionaire. Pay someone to do your shopping and have it delivered, you big baby.”

The super soldiers on either side of you laughed and you settled more firmly into your seat between them. Tony started to say something else but Natasha smacked his arm. “Shut up. Movie’s starting.”

Continua a leggere

#four horsemen of the apocalypse: relatable version

you cant make a reader insert social media au and make all the pictures of the reader white. its exclusive and inconsiderate to your poc readers

1) this is my account so I can do whatever I want

2) I was already planning to start another social media au in which I was going to use photos of women with different body types and with different skin colors. I didn’t change this one only because I said I was going to use mostly pics of Chloe Bennett at the beginning of it, so I didn’t want people to be confused

3) things can be said in a lot nicer way

This been said I hope you have a nice day

Blessing your day with this fine piece of a man.

In my head he’s looking at me, patiently waiting for my man while thinking “Damn I’m a lucky girl”