In almost all situations, I tend to state: "There's a metaphor here somewhere."
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My Humble Opinion On The Smelly Jars In The Kitchen
my humble opinion on the smelly jars in the kitchen
me: my mom recently watched some cooking stuff online
and she has like
four different pickling jars going on
and sometimes when she opens and closes them it smells like a cow came and farted in the kitchen
Friend: lol
me: they better taste really good when they're ready =_=
Friend: haha
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How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot. The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d;
Eloisa to Abelard
Supposing science ever became complete so that it knew every single thing in the whole universe. Is it not plain that the questions, 'Why is there a universe?' 'Why does it go on as it does?' 'Has it any meaning?' would remain just as they were?
Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis
most likely to prank
So I asked one of my coworkers the question, “If each of our lab mates were to play a prank, what would their prank be?” And after a time of discussion, it was concluded that I was the only person likely to play a prank, and it would likely be extremely long-winded and hard to understand like the emails I write.
I agree, and I’m proud of who I am.
I’m in lesbians with you.
Scott Pilgrim
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, 2010
(via quote-ofthe-day)
