Obey Me Borrower Snippet

Obey Me Borrower Snippet

This week I'm posting a snippet I apparently wrote two years ago??? Dang time flies. This is a short lil' borrower drabble for the Obey Me fandom about when Mammon suspects someone is stealing his stuff.

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Mammon, despite what his brothers might think, wasn’t stupid. He only cared enough to put his brain to use when it benefitted him. Give him the right incentive, and Mammon could do anything. So when his stuff started disappearing from the privacy of his own sacred bedroom? Well, it was only a matter of time before the avatar of greed caught the culprit and reclaimed what was rightfully his. 

At first, Mammon had taken the obvious route of accusing every single one of his brothers, earning several various bouts of anger in return. Asmo insisted he was above such a petty crime, Satan was nearly brought to fists at the mere accusation, and no matter how many anime figures he held hostage Levi refused to admit to touching any one of Mammon’s own precious trinkets. Beel, with his bottomless stomach but wide open heart could never tell a lie to save his life. He blatantly denied touching a single crumb of Mammon’s secret snack pile. (Of course, not a great idea to reveal to Beel the existence of said secret snack pile, but Mammon would cross that bridge another time). Belphie was still on the exchange program in the human world, and Lucifer…

Okay, admittedly, he hadn’t asked Lucifer. 

By then it was time to move on to plan B: cameras. Reviewing the evidence, it was clear there was some sort of vermin traipsing about his space! No way that was gonna fly! Mammon was furious. What, a lil’ mouse thought it could waltz right into his bedroom and take whatever it pleased? Immediately the cogs in Mammon’s mind got spinning, working overtime to devise a way to rid himself of his tiny thief problem. 

And that’s what led to this triumphant day: Mammon slammed open his bedroom door, looking oh so pleased with himself as the bell continued to jangle and indicate his trap had caught something.

“Gotcha!” He proclaimed, strutting over to the covered box. “You stupid little rat, betcha thought you could outsmart me, huh? HA! No one steals from the great Mammon and gets away with it! I’m gonna dismantle whatever little nest you’ve hidden away my treasures in, and as for you, ya nuisance, I’m gonna-” Mammon ripped the cover off, his sentence petering off as he peered into the trap. “...huh?”

Inside the trap was not the rat or mouse he had been expecting. Instead, it appeared to be… a human? Did humans come this small? 

“Oi!” Mammon yanked the cage up by its handle, bringing it to eye level and throwing its occupant to the ground. “What the heck is this? Who are ya and why are you so punny?” 

Why, this girl couldn’t be larger than Mammon’s hand, and she just sat there trembling and gazing back up at him. He frowned, giving the cage a good shake and jostling her further.

“Hello? I’m talking to you, bite sized!” Mammon sneered, still infuriated at all his stuff going missing. “What’s up with ya? And hey, what’s the big idea, coming in here and stealin’ what doesn’t belong to you? HUH? Ever thought about that?”

“I-I…” She gaped like a fish, her tiny frightened voice no higher than a whisper.

“Maybe I outta teach you a lesson.” Mammon huffed, reaching up to fiddle with the spring lock. 

“No! Please!” She cried out, but Mammon snapped her up with deft fingers. She was absolutely miniature in his hand, like holding a frightened lil’ bird. And just like a canary, she began to sing, hurriedly explaining herself as if her life depended on it. “I’m sorry, I- we’re only supposed to take what won’t be noticed, I never meant for-”

“What, so that makes it okay to steal from me?” Mammon argued, a bit peeved that someone was using the same logic he used to justify taking his brother’s valuables and selling them online. 

The little person frantically shook her head. “No, no I know it doesn’t, but I was just hungry, and you hadn’t touched it for a few days, and-”

“And what?” Mammon scrunched up his nose. “You decided to scrounge around for scraps? Gross! Why didn’t you just head to the kitchen instead of being a sneaky freeloader?”

The intruder just blinked up at him. “I… I’m not exactly a welcome guest.”

“Sure ya are.” Mammon declared. There was no way in hell he was gonna let this lil’ freeloader continue to just leech off him. If they were gonna stick around, Mammon was gonna make them everyone’s problem. “C’mon, I’ll show you where Lucifer hides the good stuff.” Mammon explained, heading out towards the kitchen.

Hey @cupids-chamber take a look at the last part! Do you think it could be a scenario for the game?

「Fluff」 Azul Ashengrotto × Cook!GN!Reader

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 🍱 Azul is your loving boyfriend and you hoped he was taking care of himself after his Overblot situation: that's when he started to notice you were a phenomenal cook. And ever pleased to feed him!

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: MC cooks for their romantic fish and Azul's embarrassed!

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫(𝐬): Spoilers for Azul's backstory and his body issues but he's perfectly fine, he knows what he can eat and can't eat! ^^ Food is a heavy topic in this work and a small bit of angst for a small part where your MC can mess up (but it's fully optional and ends with everything being okay), GN!MC has more masculine terms for things if any are needed but it is GN.

🛑 Reader's skill for cooking is left ambiguous, backstory is up to you ー the last part in the story is just to tease the romantic heart he has!

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩: Azul Ashengrotto × (Amazing Cook) GN!Reader

ー 𝕬𝖟𝖚𝖑 𝕬𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖔

ㅁ This man has a corset under his clothes, dear. He's watching his weight for… obvious reasons, since the Overblot incident, have mercy on his waist!

ㅁ He doesn't care about nutritionally balanced foods but he is feeling your love if this is your dominant love language.

ㅁ Speaking of the Overblot incident, it's how he figured out you were a bit of cooking professional. After all, the credentials for anti-Overblot is rest and food. Thank you, Crowley!

ㅁ He was in class at the first sight of your culinary skills. He was looking for a specific set of notes he had copied from a 53rd edition textbook when he heard the sound of something dropping next to him.

ㅁ Looking up, it was you, and he smiled at you before he noticed the black little box on his desk. After asking you about it, you smiled and urged him to open the lid to find out. Lid… ?

ㅁ He opened it to see a warm, steaming lunch of sweet chili chicken karaage arranged deliciously above some white rice. He gaped at it before asking if this was for him, and you affirmed as such as he resealed it with a failed smirk of confidenceーit turned out to look more like he was beaming with mirth!

ㅁ Floyd wasn't allowed to steal his lunch in the lounge, but apparently they didn't stop from teasing him no matter when when you joined them at the Lounge, happy to see his lunch empty.

ㅁ That wasn't the first or last either: you even made him a large pot of milk tea that he shared with Jade that night. The next day, along with Grim at your side, you dropped off a small tuna salad alongside some fried eggs. And during a board game club meetingーafter you scared Idia shitless by swinging the door openーyou offered both he and Idia a wildberry, chocolate opera cake slice each from a cake you make in class.

ㅁ Idia nearly fainted at the attention and taste, Azul almost fainted from this being his second visit from you today!

ㅁ Later, while your helping Jade and Floyd with food prep as a favor, he asked you why you were so keen on sharing your food with him so much. He's seen you share a ton of food if you have any at all, but asks just to be sure.

ㅁ Based on your reasoning, his opinion will not change from trusting you unless it's one of two things. He'd only change to embarrassed if you think he was just too sweet to not spoil rotten (and the tweels teasing him later about being "spoiled rotten" doesn't help), and he'd become miffed and conflicted if you called him too skinny or small in any way other than affectionate.

ㅁ After all… his past about his weight…

ㅁ Even if you do offend himーif your unlucky enough to do so, even though he trusts you deeplyーhe's not hard to calm down. He's a bleeding heart romantic and if you use your other love languages such as sweet words and comfort, gentle touches and reassurance, et cetera: you'll be fine. Just know you were in the wrong for that one.

ㅁ If you never got to that point, Azul will just ask that you perhaps lower your feeding of him to once a week… unless… you don't want to… ?

ㅁ He doesn't last and tries your eggs bendict two days later after you offered, no arm pulling needed.

ㅁ He's just trying to keep up his scary mafia look in public, don't worry about him! He just thinks having his classmates see him get chicken and fettuccine alfredo from you during 4th period lunch is embarrassing; but nobody really cares except the more teasing students anyways. And he doesn't stop you at all. He kisses you, actually, if you're alone or on a date.

ㅁ Azul stops caring (truly, finally) when even Vil Schoenheit, scrutinizer of most foods, compliments the mini fruit parfait you shared with him. It was almost like you guessed Vil was in his office today, and used low fat and non-artificial ingredients… !

ㅁ If you come into his office during a meeting with coffee for him and a classmate, and your in a waiter or butlers attire, he'll faint, he's weak… ! He loves you dearly, don't make Azul fall any further, the food is enough… !

I hope you enjoy and please reblog if you can! I want to cook for Azul and also dress in that school uniform, it looks fire tbh.

Reblog if you have a tendency towards drama and like to write endings where your character dies, it's come back to life by some voodoo/crazy logic.

Painting fem HP hidden in the dark sipping a cup of hot chocolate

i doodled that maleficent guy from the twisted game

me telling malleus it wasn't his fault but my stupid instincts. insert: reader explaining to the poor dragon fae about instinct, reptilian hierarchy and how my chameleon side understands him as a dragon and the alpha, who feels he's upset tends to force him to hide from the higher predator. insert: cuz stuttering the damn rectilinear brain of the reader is confused and they believing they are mated pair, with the reader as a sub of the pair, and as such the damn instinct believes it has to hide from the upset alpha to show it can protect the offspring /attract alpha attention.

✟𝔇𝔬𝔯𝔪 𝔏𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔵 ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔬𝔫!ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯

Requested by: @crushthecharmingpuppets

Perhaps the dorm leaders w an s/o who has the ability to turn colors kinda of like a chameleon. And i guess s/o does something they're afraid they'll get in trouble for, like broken a rule, or spilled ink on one of azul's contracts, etc. and Hides from the boys by blending in with They're surroundings in fear of getting in trouble.

⋄ Includes Riddle Rosehearts, Azul Ashengrotto, Leona Kingscholar and Malleus Draconia

A/N: Thank you for the first request :)) ,, when I start writing for more of the dorm leaders I’ll probs do a part 2

|ℜ𝔦𝔡𝔡𝔩𝔢 ℜ𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔰 ⋄ 

mans is pissed,, you’re gonna break the rules and then double down by disappearing?? death 

no but the first time he sees it he’s gonna be flabbergasted fr 

if you start doing it often he’s gonna start grabbing you by the arm or something so he knows exactly where you are so you’ll have to pay attention to him ranting

overall, wouldn’t take you trying to blend in too badly,, might be a little annoyed but not super upset

Riddle grabs your arm and sends you a glare, “I can see through your tricks, you know! I’m not going to let you get away again.”

His look softens and he can’t suppress the small, but smug, smile when he sees you sigh in defeat, “It seems you’re finally learning after all this time… I think we should have a look at the rules together. That would make you behave, wouldn’t it.”

|𝔏𝔢𝔬𝔫𝔞 𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔯 ⋄

I can’t see him getting mad at a lot of things,, but if you step on him (his tail) ohh boy

literal predator and prey behavior,, except if you stayed hidden for too long he’d just give up lmao

if he finds you before he gets bored you’re probs gonna be held hostage for a bit and he’ll be incredibly smug the whole time smh

the whole sitation would make him a little pissy ngl,, like he thinks you’re going overboard bc he wasn’t planning on doing anything too bad (just making you late to class bc you’re sleeping or smthn)

Leona sniffs the air in search of you, “come on out, herbivore, I promise I won’t eat you if you behave~”

He waits for a couple seconds, letting you feel a rush of relief, before he moves his face close to yours. Leona stops just before your noses are touching, “so you’re gonna keep trying to fool me, huh? That’s fine, after all I warned you that there would be consequences…” 

He quickly throws you over his shoulder and laughs at your surprised reaction, “seriously, I don’t know why you even try… or maybe do you want me to capture you~?”

|𝔄𝔷𝔲𝔩 𝔄𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔬 ⋄

messing w his business could make him angry I think,, so he’d def be angry if you messed up his contracts in any way

def not a fan of your disappearing act,, he’d probs immediately feel really terrible the moment you hid and start softly (and a little urgently) saying for you to come out 

I just think azul would take the whole thing rlly seriously bc he can’t stand you ignoring him or hiding from him,, he probs starts thinking too hard about the whole exchange and thinks you don’t like him anymore

Azul felt all of his anger quickly dissolve into guilt after he realized that you were hiding from him, “... I’m not really that mad, you know?”

He lets out a shaky sigh before starting again, “I-I apologize if I scared you… please come out. I can’t handle you hiding from me…”

When you stop hiding, he can’t help but smile in relief. However, this action doesn’t completely put his mind at ease and he struggles to look into your eyes, “I hope your opinions on me have not changed…”

|𝔐𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔲𝔰 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔞 ⋄

oh no :(( his little heart can’t take this,, are you scared of him??

but fr idk what you could do to make malleus mad if he likes you,, 

he’d just look super sad unless you reappear in front of him,, pls just say you were trying to show off a cool trick or smthn and that will def make his mood go back up

so,, maybe don’t do this to malleus,, both of you know he’d never hurt you or even get really angry at you

Malleus’ eyebrows furrow as he realizes what’s happening, surely you aren’t scared of him? He stays silent for a bit before starting, “I understand… I will leave you be for now. Please come find me when you are feeling more comfortable…” 

He stays for a couple seconds, waiting to see if you’ll reappear in front of him. Before he can turn around he sees your guilty expression and his gentle smile comes back, although the sadness in his eyes stays, “please tell me that you are not frightened of me too… I don’t know if I could cope if you were.”