"He Owed Me 5 Sand Dollahs"

"He owed me 5 sand dollahs"

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

I am that sibling ♡

Bro my sibling loves your crow aesthetic. Just thought you should know someone out there digs your vibes 😎👍💖

hell yeah heres a free bird for your sibling having good taste

The house ate him

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Special thanks and credits below!!

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( Twitter / Tumblr! )

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Autism is not an option. It chooses those who are worthy, end of story.

'Nuf said. 👏 👏 👏

not the post I wanted to make today.

Y’all, DO NOT accept making art for, or interacting with @/jayden-davis-williams, or however his name is spelled. He’s been outed for some gross shit, information post linked below. I’ve decided to finally speak up on this because he still seems to be getting into every artist’s boxes and idk if everyone knows.

He’s done some gross things to me and several other people in the community and I refuse to let him off scot-free. Please reblog. Get this to reach as many people in the community as possible. This is important.

I don’t like confrontation but I need to finally speak up on this. This cannot go on.

Thanks @kerfthecaptain for making this public as well.

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HERES YOUR PSA ON BLOCKING THIS GUY, AGAIN!!

this will be reblogged to all my sideblogs. tw for mentions of nsfw and grooming. please block jayden david williams. they have groomed my

Stay safe out there, JSAB. I’ve detailed my own experience in the replies of Kerf’s post to give you an idea of what else this guy did.

[ID: Three tweets in a thread from Twitter user @ socpens. Tweet 1: "put ur foot down if someone's apology has an "if" or "but" in it it aint real dont accept that shit they should do better". Tweet 2: "ive made many shitty apologies and as I get older I realize it costs literally nothing to just apologize in a way that doesn't minimize the other person's emotions and also accepts an amount of responsibility. If and but are ways of deflecting that". Tweet 3: "like instead of saying "im sorry if you interpreted it that way" just say "im sorry, I should have worded it differently, that's not how I wanted to come across", you are not making the other person the problem and you're not making yourself the devil either. Its just mistake" /End ID]