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Mommy Doesn't Know Who Ben Affleck Is /srs
mommy doesn't know who ben affleck is /srs
one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
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i realized i havent posted hysteriatale stuff in a while so
have a Guy

there is a VERY fine line between naming undertale enemies and pokemon, and i walk that line like a fucking tightrope
"I sometimes wonder if that ringing in my ears is just my own head, or if it is the hum of the machines above, which we occasionally hear. Do the drone-like sounds go so low as for us to be able to hear it? Do my own creations hear it too?"
-some guy in my brain idk
aaaa i just wanna know... do you think it'd be cool if flowey could like minorly tweak his body... like he can't unflower himself but he could like grow little legs and scuttle around... become really really long possibly?? this might be stupid but this vision just will not leave my head and you have really peak takes on flowey so i wanna know how you'd think of this tomfoolery

like that, what if he did that. would you still like him
(sorry i ran out of deep questions, have this random thing instead)
HI! first off, thank u for the compliment! i am so glad u enjoy my flowey takes! :-)
honestly, i absolutely think he can. he's not all-powerful with it, but he’s definitely crafty with what he’s got. much like we've alrdy seen in the game!

i heavily approve of this tomfoolery. he can absolutely scuttle around on his little vines if it suits him. i'd still like him, adore him even. though i like to believe he tires quickly from using his vines too much. curse of being stuck as a flower and all that.
actually.... in honor of ur ask, i doodled this


i hate him so much