Persona Headcannon : Nyarlathotep's Sense Of Humor Walks A Fine Line Between Dad Jokes And Dead Baby

Persona headcannon : Nyarlathotep's sense of humor walks a fine line between dad jokes and dead baby jokes.

When King Mickey and Xigbar met for the first time.

Xigbar : Anybody under 5'7 can't talk about fighting someone. Like what are you gonna do? Headbutt me in my nipples?

Mickey: say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

Does anyone else in the kingdom hearts community think about how whenever the league of villains or Organization XIII look for people with pure hearts, NO ONE goes after Minnie Mouse? I mean, it's something that seems like a no brainer, but no one in universe or in the fandom brings it up. I personally attribute it to to ideas.

1. Queen Minnie has to much darkness in her to be considered a candidate, meaning MINNIE MOUSE CANNONICALLY HAS MORE DARKNESS IN HER THAN KAIRI

2. Minne is so ungodly powerful and full of light that no one, not even Xehanort, wants to fuck with her.

Crackpot analysis about the MoM is future Sora theory...

All of the fortellor's names are based on the deadly sins of the heart.

Ira : wrath, Invi: envy, Ava: greed, Aced:sloth, Gula: gluttony, and Luxu: Lust.

As many have already noticed, the he only one unaccounted for is Pride. Now many suspect that the Master's true name is some form of the word Superbia, the Latin word for pride. But the word pride also means something else. It is the word used for a family of Lions. Now the No Name keybalde's hilt does mostly resemble a goat, but the "flames" behind it also resemble mane, making it look kinda like a lion's head.

Why does this matter you ask? Well after Disney decided that Nomura couldn't use Mickey or Donald as the main character, he decided to make his own original character, Sora, to fill that role instead . One of his earlier design ideas was for Sora to be an anthropomorphic human/animal hybrid. What type of animal...

A Lion.

I had a thought. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the writers say that we would see a gem shattered in future?

And the promo image shows that Jasper is going to be in the next episode.

The one that's called fragments.

Dear persona fandom:

Yaldabaoth singing Shiny from Moana.

That is all