No But Actually He Was Probably Such A Smart Bright Kid But With NO Common Sense, Football Brainrot 24/7

no but actually he was probably such a smart bright kid but with NO common sense, football brainrot 24/7 lol

in honor of oliver mfing aiku being an absolute icon i would like to present you with little smiling striker aiku before the world came crashing down as my new icon. i love him so much ur honor. look at him. not a thought behind those eyes

inumaki and kugisaki are tied at #1 for most likely to slap you for money amongst the tokyo jujutsu students

gojo has sailor moon figurines

if food/drinks get stuck in the vending machine, itadori sticks his hand in the bottom but starts shaking it once that doesn’t work (he probably gets it stuck too lmao), fushiguro stares angrily before smacking it once to successfully get his food (he’s infuriatingly perfect precise like that), and kugisaki beats up the machine or just breaks the glass

kasumi owns a polaroid camera and takes pictures of her friends whenever they go out shopping or eating together, one day she wants to be able to take a picture with her and mechamaru

you know how shaggy and scooby would do anything for a scooby snack? kugisaki and maki probably buy jujutsu snacks or something to bribe gojo and itadori

inumaki enjoys head pats, both giving and receiving. since he can’t verbally communicate affection well, he’s grown more accustomed and open to things like head pats and poking cheeks. he’s also really annoying and likes to “tase” people (jabbing Really hard with 2 fingers at someone’s ribs)

nanami would be lowkey so proud if itadori ever asked him for help suit-shopping, he’d act like it was troublesome but he’s already calling his go-to stores and scheduling appointments. he sets itadori’s budget very high despite his protests

maki exclusively only gives side hugs/one-armed hugs to people, but will give full hugs if you’re special (aka kugisaki, mai, any of the tokyo 2nd years)

shoko puts on episodes of 2 broke girls or grace and frankie as background noise while she does paperwork or answers emails

random jjk hcs:

just a reminder — itadori yuuji, fushiguro megumi, kugisaki nobara, inumaki toge, zenin maki, zenin mai, mechamaru/kokichi muta, kasumi miwa, nishimiya momo, gojo satoru, getou suguru, shoko ieiri

i’ll be using their last names unless multiple characters in the same post share a last name, in which case i’ll use first names

spoiler-free!

itadori has mentally assigned all his friends different shrek characters and now he can’t look at kugisaki without seeing lord farquaad

inumaki actually does know sign language, the second years are all somewhat fluent, so are gojo and shoko

okkotsu likes strawberry-flavored things, especially snowcones

inumaki is a kung fu panda enthusiast, he claims he’s such because it bothers panda, but in reality he genuinely just likes the movies lmaooo his favorite characters are master shifu and crane

gojo probably winks at himself in every mirror he sees... both with and without his mask... he’ll deadass wink at himself Under the mask

gojo likes mcdonald’s happy meals but mainly for the toys, probably goes out of his way to ask Specifically for the disney princess ones

high school getou probably wanted a snake as a pet, gojo was horrified by that notion but shoko was supportive

kasumi is a stress baker, her specialty is lemon tarts and mechamaru helps her in the kitchen but needs Specific instructions or else he messes it up by accident

nishimiya is a picky eater, not by taste, but by texture. she hates tomatoes, bananas, and grapes but likes apples, strawberries, and cucumber

fushiguro has a good skincare routine, gojo made a joke about washing his face in pizza grease once and this kid was so deeply mortified that he took it upon himself to establish a strict routine. he’s always down to do face masks with kugisaki

i bet mai had a short-lived boyband phase (that thankfully maki wasn’t there to witness) and spent too much money on posters and albums that she now regrets. all the merch is stashed away somewhere secret. she’ll die before letting anyone find out

i’ll reblog with more when i feel like it <3

Tokimitsu Crush HC's

Tokimitsu x extroverted gn!reader

warnings: none

a/n: none

He probably crushes really easily tbh

I feel like it would go like this: You were partnered with him for a class task and he kept messing up but you forgave him every time and was patient with him

He then proceeded to silently glance over at you whenever you were nearby and prayed that you would say something to him like a hello or how are you

The next interaction that kickstarted everything was when you saw him on the same train home as him

He probably noticed way before you but you're always so busy talking to the other passengers and helping the elderly find a space to sit to even notice him

When you do see him you approach him

"Oh, hey Tokimitsu! Since when do you take this train?" "...I've always taken this train.."

Your conversations probably consist of you talking about random topics and the occasional complaint while he just listens, he doesn't mind it though.

He found it cute whenever you would randomly switch topics In the middle of a rant and you'd almost miss your stop but he never said anything out loud.

He probably didn't approach you during school because of the number of people always coming up to you and trying to talk to you

You had to take it upon yourself to make conversations with him and hang out with him.

After a few weeks of tagging along with him around the school (you noticed he was always walking around alone when he wasn't with the football boys) you felt a little more comfortable with him

You'd occasionally "flirt" with him

You would give him air kisses from across the hallway

Or wrap your arms around his as you both walked somewhere

He'd turn so red and start stammering

You broke the poor boy :((

But you tried to keep it to a minimum when your friends would spot you and gather around

You didn't want him to die

Tokimitsu would sometimes spark conversations too, most likely with the classic "the weather's nice today"

You admired his change in demeanour and efforts

It probably meant he was getting a little more comfortable

Your friends would probably tease you and call him your boyfriend

You'd tell them off and tell them to stop saying that but deep inside you wouldn't mind him and you being together

But as loud as you were you weren't ready to admit that out loud

rewatching beastars in dub so i can cry over jonah scott’s voice <3

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random jjk hcs:

just a reminder — itadori yuuji, fushiguro megumi, kugisaki nobara, inumaki toge, zenin maki, zenin mai, mechamaru/kokichi muta, kasumi miwa, nishimiya momo, gojo satoru, getou suguru, shoko ieiri

i’ll be using their last names unless multiple characters in the same post share a last name, in which case i’ll use first names

spoiler-free!

itadori has mentally assigned all his friends different shrek characters and now he can’t look at kugisaki without seeing lord farquaad

inumaki actually does know sign language, the second years are all somewhat fluent, so are gojo and shoko

okkotsu likes strawberry-flavored things, especially snowcones

inumaki is a kung fu panda enthusiast, he claims he’s such because it bothers panda, but in reality he genuinely just likes the movies lmaooo his favorite characters are master shifu and crane

gojo probably winks at himself in every mirror he sees... both with and without his mask... he’ll deadass wink at himself Under the mask

gojo likes mcdonald’s happy meals but mainly for the toys, probably goes out of his way to ask Specifically for the disney princess ones

high school getou probably wanted a snake as a pet, gojo was horrified by that notion but shoko was supportive

kasumi is a stress baker, her specialty is lemon tarts and mechamaru helps her in the kitchen but needs Specific instructions or else he messes it up by accident

nishimiya is a picky eater, not by taste, but by texture. she hates tomatoes, bananas, and grapes but likes apples, strawberries, and cucumber

fushiguro has a good skincare routine, gojo made a joke about washing his face in pizza grease once and this kid was so deeply mortified that he took it upon himself to establish a strict routine. he’s always down to do face masks with kugisaki

i bet mai had a short-lived boyband phase (that thankfully maki wasn’t there to witness) and spent too much money on posters and albums that she now regrets. all the merch is stashed away somewhere secret. she’ll die before letting anyone find out

i’ll reblog with more when i feel like it <3