EDDSWORLD

guh I’m sick rn so you get picrew for my updated eddsworld designs.

Tord Lars: demon, curly hair. NOT a twink he literally took like half of Norway that one time… incredibly Norwegian. The other three had to teach him English. Diabetic, very good at cooking, did most of the cooking at the house because none of the others could cook and Matt makes too much when he cooks. Torn apart hands from not being careful when making robots and such. Autism. 5’3”, 29.

Thomas Skal: shortest of them all. He’s still a bit scene- you can see it in some of the outfits he puts together- but really doesn’t have the energy. Drinks WAY too much for his size. Clinically depressed + ADHD. Fluffy. He and Jon are distant cousins. 5’2”, 30.

Matt McGraves: himbo. Flamboyant ahh. Kinda dumb. Vampire. Does he count as a twink? Every outfit he makes is tailored to that runway. Hardly ever takes off the heels. He’s that Rich vampire except rather than being goth he listens to Chappell roan and and has been bedazzled since the birth of Jesus. 6’9”, ????

Edd Gold: Mexican. Vitiligo. Oldest brother out of all of them, the only one fluent in Spanish. Sweetheart, will give the biggest hugs ever, is the mom friend. Has everything you might need. Dad jokes 24/7. Minimal jewelry, prefers silver. 6’7”, 36.

Todd Lamb: surgeon, does night shift and it shows. Very sweet, just very tired. BIG BOY. built like the refrigerator. Strongest without powers taken into consideration. Insecure. Insomnia. 7’2, 35.

Jon Skal: baby 🥺🥺🥺 if there’s one person in this show I can physically baby it’s this man. Just look at those chubby wittle cheeks. Look at his rebellious little heart. REALLY wants to seem cool, was ABSOLUTELY emo in middle school and highschool. Apologetic for no reason. Anxiety. 4’11, 28.

Mark Watts: avian, was absolutely the popular kid in school because he’s blonde and has blue eyes and is a conventionally attractive white boy. Not very prominent accent. LOVES spicy foods. Nobody knows how his cracker ass hasn’t died yet. Files all the taxes. Got straight A’s in school.

Eduardo Gold: understands a small amount of Spanish but can’t speak it fluently. Youngest brother. Radiation pancakes for breakfast, add some radiation bacon to that. Don’t forget radiation butter and radiation coffee! Also minimal jewelry like Edd, prefers gold. Puts a bit of effort into his outfits. 6’6, 28.

Patryk Lars: I’m BEGGING make them look older 😭 pleade. Fav. Color is yellow- loves pompompurin. Gay. Canonically married to Paul. A bit flamboyant. ‘Grandma’ to everybody at the red army base. Little spoon. 6’4”, 48

Paul Lars: hardcore my melody fan. Smokes. Facial hair I just forgot it. Very caring and concerned. ‘Granpapa’ to everybody at the red army base. Bog spoon. 6’1”, 53.

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