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aperture-hag
Science may kill you but you can't kill science!

A Portal / Half-Life-centric blog. I'm a silly old fan returning to the world of Aperture and Black Mesa and loving it all over again. Teaching myself to draw just to make Cave Johnson memes.Hag-of-Ages on Ao3 24 | they/them

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Make Your Summer Last Forever With Our New Patented Aperture Science Tropical Long-Term Relaxation Vaults!

Young CEO of Aperture Science Cave Johnson and his assistant Caroline posing in modest old-fashioned swimsuits advertising Aperture Science Tropical Long-Term Relaxation Vaults, accompanied by palm trees and a sunset gradient and the Old Aperture science logo. Cave Johnson grins confidently holding his typical business suit tossed over his shoulder. Caroline smiles and holds a large stack of papers titled "WAIVER." There is a long disclaimer hidden at the bottom of the advertisement stating that exposure to the Tropical Long-Term Relaxation Vault may result in the loss of heartbeat, hair follicles, and/or sense of humor.

Make your summer last forever with our new patented Aperture Science Tropical Long-Term Relaxation Vaults! They're so luxurious, even the CEO and his lovely assistant themselves use them (disclaimer: "use" in this context refers to only standing within proximity of the Relaxation Vaults and not activating the device). To book an appointment, contact your local certified Aperture Science Testing Affiliate or Product Handler today.

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