I Cant Be The Only One Who Finds Pouring Hawaiian Punch To Be Stressful

i can’t be the only one who finds pouring Hawaiian Punch to be stressful

like, what kind of handle even is that?!?! and dont even get me started on that weird side grip thing that you cant grip anyways

i decided that, since people do this a lot and its funny, i would try to put a sentence from the Hetalia fandom wiki through google translate

this is what i put in it: 

this is what i got after putting it through at least 30 times:

basch constantly wants to tell roderich how much he loves him only it tends to come out as "fuck off" and "leave me alone"

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