Bitches Will Do Anything But Admit Gregor Is A POC

Bitches will do anything but admit Gregor is a POC

It’s gonna be ok, Lizzie

no but seriously. percy has always been so emotionally intelligent and empathetic and understanding but people often think he's gullible and stupid because he's insecure. like yeah he didn't believe annabeth liked him it's cuz he didn't like himself and couldn't understand why annabeth would. but he has an incredible grasp on everyone's emotions and why they feel the way they do and is so understanding. the understanding only vanishes when he's in denial which is typically out of insecurity or loyalty.

I still love the idea that Nico is aware of modern things, he just pretends to not know to mess with people.

Like, imagine him and Will playing Mortal Kombat or something. Will is like “Okay, these are the controls-“ while in his head he is thinking “lmfaoo I’m totally gonna crush him”

Nico is over here all innocent like “oh uh.. whats jump again??” Then its like;

“BAM!

BOOM!

FINISH HIM!”

Nico does the finishing move and Will is completely stunned and dumbfounded. When he asks Nico what the hell just happened he’s like “it’s actually pretty similar to Mythomagic.” and then doesn’t explain any further.

He is SICK and TIRED !!

*meanwhile, in the Underworld* Polites: Eurylochus, back so soon? And...there's the rest of your crew. And by the gods, what happened to you? Eurylochus, who is sick of thematically-significant reprises: >:(

I want the Epic: The musical community to know that the prophet in the underworld is called Tiresias and that he was changed into a woman for seven years by Hera, became a priestes for her, and got married and had childeren. He was able to answer Hera and Zeus when they argued about if men or women enjoyed sex more (it was women btw!)

LET THE CREEPY BLIND PRIEST WHO DRINKS BLOOD AND SPEAKS OMINOUS OMENS BE GNC!!!!!