Pros Of Being A Hobi Stan:

pros of being a hobi stan:

we stan the actual sun

he's very talented

his music is amazing

he has a pretty smile

all-around peak boyfriend material

cons of being a hobi stan:

damn he can awaken the hard stan inside us real easy

he's too bright and sunny

except there's actually 77 wips attacking me all at once and there's a secret 78th idea on its way

“How’s writing going?”

*talking to myself, alone in my house* a lot of you guys *gestures to my collection of empty toothpaste tubes on my bathroom counter* have been requesting my skincare routine so here it is. first off i start with my hydrating toner

The Patient (m) (teaser)

randomly announcing a new fic coming soon! (this was my first time using canva in a long time so sorry if the moodboard sucks)

pairing: detective!joon x fem!forensics!reader

rating: explicit

warnings: mentions of sexual abuse, murder and necrophilia, violence and foul language, explicit sexual content

You both stare at the corpse laying in front of you. The young woman is covered in cuts and bruises from head to toe.

"Just like all the other ones. Manhandled and left to die." You click your tongue, writing a few notes down in a notebook.

"No particular connection or motive, either." Namjoon notes. "Unless the killer knew all these victims."

"Highly unlikely. This is a really big city. It's almost impossible to truly know everyone here." You tap the tip of your pen to your chin.

"Whatever's going on, we need to figure it out soon. This is the sixth murder this month."

You nod, stepping aside to let the workers put away the body.

"Thanks for letting us come to see." Namjoon follows you to the entrance.

One of the workers nods. "No worries! You guys are doing great work on solving this case, I can tell. Have a great evening."

You walk out the door and let out a sigh of relief. "We got some good information in there. What do you think?"

"I think we might be closer than ever to catching that murderer."

to all writers please stop using fancy words i'm too stupid to figure out what a canorous suspire means

i don't think i've ever met anyone who didn't like daft punk