Can I Offer You A Nice Pussycat In These Trying Times?

Can I offer you a nice pussycat in these trying times?

do you get any pussy

Fascinating ask. Do you want me to infodump about my sexual life? Do you want me to write you a guide for meeting the womb DPS check? Can't find your way past the beef curtain so you wanted some reference? Were you going to propose we co-op now that they added rollback to sex? What's the endgame here, anon, I am intrigued, please, elaborate.

Elden Ring, but the only person you can sell items to is Rykard.

And he goes "RAWR!" each time.

Brain go thonk

Is it possible for my dick to glow like a glowstick if I crack it?

part 3, commissioned by @wizardwisenmore !

part 1 part 2

*sells old weapons*

Rykard: ffffoooood floor theeee hhhhn thoughtssss

Elden Ring, but the only person you can sell items to is Rykard.

And he goes "RAWR!" each time.

Jaune: alrigbt the safe Word is police brutality

Jaune as a cloaker from payday2 spreading fear to even the Grimm themselves

Mike: Did we lose him?

Marty: I think so.

Mike: What the Boss was that thing?! It was like us, except, you know, human! It just came out of nowhere and kicked Larry down!

Marty: Never saw a Beringel snap in half like that.

Fred: Hey, guys~!

Mike: Not now, Fred!

Fred: Aww~! Why not?

Mike: Because we're hiding from that crazy guy who took out Larry!

Fred: Oh, you mean the guy who sounds like

Marty: Yeah! Wait, how did you make that