You Will Not Use AI To Get Ideas For Your Story. You Will Lie On The Floor And Have Wretched Visions

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

Seriously, though, what I love most about Pokémon is that the official explanation for why it’s okay that a bunch of children are running animal cage fights for money is because:

a. All living creatures in the Pokémon universe have a natural inclination to set up tournament brackets and engage in a series of staged one-on-one duels where nobody actually gets seriously hurt; and

b. Humans symbiotically contribute to this phenomenon by furnishing the infrastructure for Pokémon to organise themselves into stables and more effectively pursue martial glory.

Like, we are describing a universe where not only is a knowledge of and propensity toward the principles of professional wrestling genetically encoded in all beings, but humanity’s natural ecological niche is “wrestling promoter”.

It’s a beautiful thing.

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

Normalize giving me a sword

Yes to all of the above

women inside of men

The Caged Bird and the Cage Keeper