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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

Fun Fact:

There are Snapchat streaks that are older than some Children!

Fun Fact:

There are Snapchat streaks that are older than some Children!

This Post knew my Socialsecuritynumber by heart

Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

my favorite thing about the contrast between early christianity and ancient greek and roman religion is that the difference in the ways they think and talk about their gods is really similar to the difference between how dog and cat owners talk about their pets

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

Not risking it!

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Et Tumblr

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

is anyone else just like. constantly filled with rage about their position under late capitalism and how we are expected to just keep playing this game that we know will literally kill us, is already killing people all over the world, and yet everyone around us is somehow fine with going about business as usual, with pretending we are free by being able to choose between different ways of being exploited. there is nothing more dehumanising than being forced to partake in a system that is actively detrimental to our survival as human beings, that is so physically, psychologically and spiritually destructive, and i don’t know how to deal with this anger anymore

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!