Hii, I Saw You Wrote For Hobie And Im Like Bouncing Off The Walls Rn, Hes So Cool And Theres Little To

hii, i saw you wrote for Hobie and i’m like bouncing off the walls rn, he’s so cool and there’s little to no fics or hcs for him :(

if you can, could you write some relationship hcs? (gn or male reader preferred!) i need more writing of this man 😭

if not that is totally okay!! ^^

𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐇𝐂𝐒

[safe for work relationship headcanons]

records fluff. scene in atsv mentioned. his comics are mentioned. idk, it's cute. pairings hobie brown / gn!reader

comments sorry this took so long lmao.

THE ANARCHIST SPIDER-MAN known as 'spider-punk'

being in a relationship with him is like a rollercoastar ride. its never boring, especially if your a spider-person or have superpowers.

this man would take you everywhere.

miguel doesn't want other people involved? oh the hell well, his partner is tagging along.

he's actually so goofy around you, and then acts super cool when your around other people, seeing the switch in person is hilarious.

and while he's so goofy, he might do something illegal, prepare yourself.

everytime he's in nueva york he'd steal something. once he stole couple of things from the base and made a homemade dimension bracelet thingy, so he could bring you along.

it also scared the shit out of you when he first grabbed you and just swung into another dimension.

"its a metaphor for capitalism" lines like that randomly get thrown out all the time and it makes you laugh every single time.

i think he'd be pretty touchy, except in public. he gotta keep up that image y'know.

he'd give you, your mini concert sometimes.

although, he probably wouldn't let you touch his guitar, at all.

speaking of his guitar, it makes you nervous everytime he plays it, because he's so impulsive. why does it make you nervous? because the thing can emit sound waves strong enough to break a fucking wall. (😭)

he just randomly does that shit. like in pavitr's world when he destroyed the barrier at alchimex.

impulsive

despite being impulsive, he's not dumb. he's actually a genius, and everytime he has these super genius moments it baffles you sometimes because your used to him being so damn goofy and SPIDERPUNK!!!🤟🏾

at every chance, he's causing chaos when it comes to power figures. especially when it comes down to president norman osborn in his world. cha-o-ticcc! (let's not even talk about the time with miles and miguel 😒)

when he's alone with you, he is a lot calmer though. like, he goes from 100 to like 50 when he's around you.

he likes spooning, preferably with you being the big spoon.

don't touch his jacket either.

if you have super fluffy hair he's mostlikely gonna play with it when its just the two of you. he always asks first though! he asks for a lot of things. (consent king🫡)

if you asked him to teach you how to play guitar, he would. and if you already knew how to play guitar or another instrument, you'd play together sometimes.

honestly, anything he does you tend to admire. (he teases you about it a lot lol)

sometimes, sometimes, he'll let you play in his hair. honestly, its relaxing for him, to feel your hands in his hair. bonus if your washing his hair. that's the most relaxed you'll ever get him to be, minus sleeping. even then, he probably yells in his sleep or smth.

he's actually the best boyfriend btw.

like, he's nor selfish. he's not that type of person, so he always tries to look out for your best interests while looking out for his.

he's actually so sweet <3

also, if he leaves and he catches you wearing his jacket or pretending to be him in it, he is never. never. letting you live it down.

"didn't know you admire me so much, love." "what, gonna steal my jacket again and wear it to sleep?" "oh, don't get embarrassed now! you were the one snugglin' up in my jacket."

he strikes me as a person to either smell so fucking nice, like that perfect colone or he'd stink. there's no in between. like, the stink doesn't even have to be like 'garbage' stink. it could be like, 'super strong axe body wash' stink.

who the fuck knows. his hair is always going to smell good, though. he takes care of that bitch. (y'all saw that bitch in the theatre??? gorgeous)

he'd also be the boyfriend to give you home piercings or tattoos. and if you don't want him to do it, he's perfectly fine with that.

you two mostlikely have a matching tattoo though. he'd also, sit there a d comfort you while your getting pierced or tatted.

seriously, he's the best.

comments couldn't think of anything else at the moment. i might edit it, but here you go!

well now im curious

How They Tell Their S/O They're Spider-Man (& Spider-Gwen) - Spider-Crew x GN!Reader Headcanons

Miles - The king of acting like he isn't a nervous wreck. Honestly, it takes Miles months before he finally has the courage to come out and say it. He'd ask Gwen and the others over and over for advice. He prepares a big speech, invites you out so the two of you are alone. And though he has it planned out, he acts nervous the whole date and it's pretty obvious something is up.

Miles can barely remember his speech, but he tells you about how much he cares about you, and how he's been struggling keeping something from you. Eventually, after fighting himself a bit, he tells you he's Spider-man, unzipping his suit to show you the suit under it.

After telling you, he's ten times more relieved. He's just happy he has someone who he can actually talk to about it (besides Genke), and he says up all night telling you about the cool things he's seen. He'd enjoy calling you while on patrol, when he's handling a 'villain-of-the-week'.

Though his biggest hope is that it doesn't change the way you see him, because he's still Miles first, Spider-man second.

Gwen - Gwen really struggles with this. She'd fight the hardest to keep it under wraps, coming up with white lies to keep the peace. It kills her inside, and makes her paranoid knowing that one day she might slip up. But she tries to play it cool, and shrugs it off if anything comes up.

But being confronted is a lot for her to take. The thing Gwen fears the most is hurting the people she loves. If confronted, Gwen would deny it at first, get defensive, then eventually just break down and admit it.

There may be tears, but she's just so done hiding everything from you. She'd hold you, and tell you she's really sorry for lying and hiding everything. The guilt gets to her the most. But afterwards, she's just happy that she can finally show her whole self to you. no more secrets.

She's much happier having someone she can go home to. And even though she doesn't talk about the stress a lot, having a shoulder to lean on really helps her.

Pavitr - If we're being honest, Pavi makes little to no attempt to hide it to begin with. Why? Because being Spider-man is fun, it's the best! Why wouldn't he want to share that with the person closest to him?

It only takes a couple weeks, maybe a month or two before he can't take it anymore and just blurts it out to you. He's nervous, but excited, more hyper than usual. And unlike Miles, he can't beat around the bush. He just says it. One second you're hanging out with your bf, another second he's telling you he's Spider-man, and hanging from the ceiling.

Pavi really likes to show off. He wants to share with you all the cool things he sees and does, and hiding things from his partner for long doesn't sit right with him. He wants to feel close to you, and he can't do that when he's hiding stuff.

Right after he wants to take you web-swinging, or show you all his cool stunts, but he understands if you need a little time. He kinda tells you with little warning.

Hobie - Hobie leaves it up to you. He trusts you and he knows you're smart. That's why he's with you. He knows that eventually, you'll know something is off. So he just lets you piece it all together.

He'll leave parts for his web-shooters around, he won't hide his bruises, or clean the occasional blood off his boots. He may catch something a bit faster than a normal person would, or seem to 'sense' something before anyone else.

He's strong in his morals, and he isn't going to lie to you or try to hide it from you. If he's going out, he'll text you and tell you. And if you ask where he is, you'll get a sarcastic answer. He's not hiding it, he just isn't saying it.

If you decide to not bring it up, fine - it's squashed. If you do come out and ask him, he'll tell you the truth. He'll give you his mask. But he'll also play it off. He doesn't want it to be a big deal, because being Spider-man isn't something he does for fun. Or fame. He does it because his dimension is shit, people are suffering, and someone has to do something.

Really, he hopes it doesn't change anything between the two of you, that he can just be his (super-powered) self, and you'll love him for all the other cool shit he's got going on.

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Thanks for reading :) Let me know what you think loves bye

I know for sur hobie likes to have his back scratched for him and he's super obnoxious about it, maybe a small prompt on that, I'd die if you did it 😭🩷

omg anon your mind >>> i love this so much, like i view hobie as such a cuddlebug already but back scratches in particular??? his bread and butter fr.

he totally lives for a back scratch, he’s like a cat😭💜

imagine you’re just chilling in your room, not actually watching some random show and he comes in through the window and he’s got his bag slung over this shoulder so he can spend the night

imagine his voice as he greets you with a “‘ey, love” and it’s sounds all rough and deep but his tone is so soft and gentle because he’s talking to his girl

imagine how he’ll melt into your touch when you trail your hand up and down his strong back, nails lightly scratching the surface and it feels so so good on his skin

imagine hobie, who buries his face in your chest, and is perfectly at peace for once and at home in your arms

imagine hobie who mumbles and wiggles a bit whenever you stop scratching his back, who will pull your hand back and put it where he wants you to scratch

imagine hobie who falls asleep when you scratch just right even though he denied being tired just five minutes ago

imagine hobie who loves back scratches from you

Maybe you could do some smut with Hobie and a female reader who's a lot smaller than him, and finds it to be like her biggest turn on??

HOBIE BROWN w/ a Small girlfriend

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Hobie is by no means dumb, hes also very attentive, meaning hes noticed your behavior.

Hes noticed how when he reaches over you to grab something from a shelf, you look up at him with you lip trapped between your teeth.

Hes noticed how when his larger hand engulfs yours, your thighs squeeze together immediately.

Hes noticed how being able to hold your smaller body still with his own makes you wetter than he ever thought it would.

And from that he deduced something simple,

Hes bigger than you, and you like that.

Hobie bit his lip, watching his length slide in and out of your pussy with ease. He had you folded up in his lap, your back to his chest, knees to your chest, in-front of your bedroom mirror, as he hovered you over his dick with ease.

He chuckled as you moaned and whined, attempting to wiggle out of his grip as he slammed his hips into you from below. He kept you pressed firmly against him, unable to stop the relentless pleasure he was giving.

“Look at you, cant move an inch, canya’? “ He chuckled, watching you lean your head back onto his shoulder.

“Hobie please-“

“Please what?” He cut you off.

“You want me to cum in this pretty little pussy? Thats what you want aint it?”

He laughed again as you mumbled out a couple ‘yes please’s and his chest rumbled against your back. You hands gripped his biscepts, not nearly large enough to get your grip around the full arm. He was so big he had you caged in, unable to do anything but just take every stroke.

“Gonna give my baby what she wants, dont you worry your pretty little head about it”

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thinking back to a convo i had with juji what about hobie that loves it when you get all sappy during sex

his cock is deep in your cunt and his arms are forcing your back to arch so he can hit that spot deeper and harder

he’s all focused on making you feel good and getting you to squirt all over his thick veiny cock when he sees your arm reaching for something behind you and your whines become less pleasure sounding and more “need something” sounding

and before he can even ask what his baby needs, he feels your hand touch and grip his arm

and he realizes that you just wanna hold his hand while he blows your back out

“you wanna hold my hand baby? is that it?” he says while he intertwines his hand with yours

and he knows he was right when instead of responding, you just let out a whine of satisfaction, too fucked out to really give a good response

and in another instance, he’s making love to you in missionary, kissing all over your face and holding you close while you feel the slow drag of his cock in and out of you

he’s rubbing on your clit and you just feel so so good that you tear up a little bit

“what’s wrong? are you okay? do you want to stop?” he asks worried he’s hurting you

but all you do is choke out in between moans that you want a kiss and whisper against his lips that you love him

and it brings him so close so fast that before he can stop it, he cums inside you while wiping your tears while he kisses you nice and slow