El Muchacho Monday!

El Muchacho Monday!

Sometimes I wish I didn't love fatties so I might feel the desire to lose weight

Sometimes I wish I had the kind of doctor that exists all over television and movies that write scripts for addictive substances without a care, but those only seem accessible IRL by whites with lots of money and if we're going by economic class I'm actually some shade of brown.

What I'm saying is if I had access to the amphetamines I deserve weight loss wouldn't be a problem.

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

This is the most bachelor post I've seen today

Who wants to come to my new house and sit on my bedroom floor with a bare mattress