Thanks For The Garbage Website.

Thanks for the garbage website.

I was trying to upload a little video but every time it bugged out with “Oh no! Something went wrong! Could you upload your video again?” until it gave me this.

So here watch it on my twitter instead: https://twitter.com/armored_dragon/status/1080514988257787905

And here’s my finished holiday joke for the year! Kinky leather Christmas stocking! Fill it with your favorite stocking stuffers!

I used 2 types of thick garment leather for the stocking (because I was on the last scraps of 2 different hides), and a third, shinier type for the straps. I still need to make up a price for it and post it to Etsy, but I figure it’s probably done for this year.

According to the text of Tumblr’s guidelines, technically this doesn’t count as adult content. We’ll see if it still causes problems. (That wood is awfully flesh-colored, it’s triggered the content mommy a bunch of times.)

Here’s that sleigh bell harness in action. I hope it gives a sense for just how loud this thing is. Wow. Maybe 30 bells was too many?

Nah.

I’m so happy this is continuing despite the Great Reckoning. Though I gotta think of something new to make for it soon. The last number of big new things I’ve been working on have been themed together, but “vaguely kinky dragon outfit” is maybe a bit out of genre for Magic Meat March. Gotta think about “sexy dragon slayer” a bit more.

This year’s event will go on

Hello everyone! Apologies for the inactivity, but #MagicMeatMarch is indeed still happening this year! The promotional image and post has been delayed, but is still coming! Here is a little preview (pose not final) and in the meantime, stay tuned and spread the word! Thank you!

This weekend I wore this around at Anthro New England for a while, and got a whole lot of people asking to take photos of me. But I neglected to get any photos for myself except for this selfie.

I rocked out for hours in this hood, the tail that goes with it, and an assortment of other stuff I'd made. I guess it's broken in now.

I definitely have a list of improvements to make for the next iteration, too.

Some variants on my black cat mask. The bloody tears one I painted before Halloween, at the same time as I did that bird mask from earlier. The silvery red one has been sitting in my box of stock for a while, it was mostly a test of this pearlescent dye additive I got.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/158428025/black-cat-mask