Damnit, Now Every Time I Boot Up H3 Im Gonna Think About This

Damnit, now every time I boot up H3 I’m gonna think about this

You lot realize the metro gun share thing is an art exhibit, right? The guns are made of wood, the console is non functioning, and the sign even states in fine print that the rifles are fakes.

Also kinder surprise eggs were banned because of a couple of kids choking on them (and on dying if I recall correctly) and some people said it was an risk to little kids (like really small parts on infant toys, which are banned too)

Hey america hows it that fucking Kinder eggs are illegal?

You know that those arent items for asassination, the wartime is over, Germany is peaceful.

Or are you Just forgetting there is a toy inside and Choke to death on it?

Woodsman continuum

So I’m thinking about writing more on The Woodsman and Feifdom Raile

If anyone has any ideas or criticism of the original, please post it here on Private message me.

DIS BE GUD SHIT BOYS

Warhammer 40,000: On the Shoulders of Giants

After too long, I return to my boys in black.  I’ve been sitting on this idea for over a goddamn year, but I had no energy to write for awhile and I couldn’t get it to coalesce until recently.  This is a mesh of two things I wanted to write:

-something with a space marine centurion, because I love the stupid things -something about what happens when a space marine ends up at the bottom edge of the curve the other side of which contains the big damn heroes

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Goblin slayer syndrome: the main stream anime reviewers will call it garbage because of somthing controversal, but by shouting this to literally everyone in hopes to make the anime fail, they promote it to an even higher status than should be possible

Oh shut the fuck up

God I want a 40k saturine Termi, please GW, just hold on the primaris for a minute

Shaaa Hydrades by Slaine.