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queerplatonic relationship. reblog if you agree!

nobody: gays: *touch foreheads*

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

Found this on Reddit!

Gwaine's Tavern Song

The day was dreary and bleak

It hadn't been a very busy week.

The Tavern was so quiet it was wrong;

There was no one breaking into song.

Then there was a change in the air,

When a man with long, lustrous hair

Burst through the door,

And asked, "Well lads, what are we waiting for?"

From that day on, no one forgot

When Gwaine came to Camelot

He ordered...

Fourteen quarts of mead:

Everyone followed his lead.

Three flagons of wine

"For us to drink as we dine!"

Five quarts of cider

And no one showed up to work later.

When no one could feel their legs

He ordered four dozen pickled eggs.

When it was time to pay

Everyone looked his way.

He shrugged and said: "I don't have any money,

But I know someone who will pay for me..."

Prince Arthur took the fall

And made Gwaine and Merlin clean all

Of the Knights' boots from the day before.

The legend of Gwaine lives forevermore

ugh gay people are all the same.