Y/N: If I Died-Ghost, Scrolling On His Phone: Death Will Not Get You Out Of This Relationship

Y/N: If I died- Ghost, scrolling on his phone: Death will not get you out of this relationship

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"

Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

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(Inspired by: Malcolm in the Middle)