THIS IS SO CUTE THO

THIS IS SO CUTE THO

my kids now

Gender Fluid Crowley >>>>>>literally everything else

theyre married

Every Queen Song in Good Omens but It’s ABBA

@queerdove did Taylor Swift, @crowleyraejepsen did CRJ, @gaydolin did MIKA, and @anthonycrowley did Hozier, so this was the next logical step.

Bohemian Rhapsody (Crowley’s entrance) / Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) (There’s not a soul out there / No one to hear my prayer / Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight / Won’t somebody help me chase the shadows away?)

These Are the Days of Our Lives (Crowley and Aziraphale driving) / Angel Eyes (Look into his angel eyes / One look and you’re hypnotized / He’ll take your heart and you must pay the price / Look into his angel eyes / You’ll think you’re in paradise / And one day you’ll find out he wears a disguise / Don’t look too deep into his angel eyes)

Bicycle Race (Crowley hits Anathema with his car) / Elaine (It’s a dead end street / They tie your hands and tie your feet / And the street is narrow / A nowhere lane)

You’re My Best Friend (Crowley arrives at the burning bookshop) / Waterloo (Waterloo, promise to love you forever more / Waterloo, couldn’t escape if I wanted to / Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you)

Somebody to Love (Crowley leaving the burning bookshop) / S.O.S. (So when you’re near me, darling, can’t you hear me? S.O.S. / And the love you gave me, nothing else can save me, S.O.S. / When you’re gone / How can I even try to go on?)

Another One Bites the Dust (Crowley stuck in traffic) / Voulez-Vous (Voulez-vous, ah-ha / Take it now or leave it, now is all we get / Nothing promised, no regrets / Voulez-vous, ah-ha / Ain’t no big decision, you know what to do / La question c’est voulez-vous)

I’m in Love with My Car (the M25) / Kisses of Fire (Kisses of fire, burning, burning / I’m at the point of no returning / Kisses of fire, sweet devotion / Caught in a landslide of emotion)

We Will Rock You (Crowley’s airbase entrance) / Lovers (Live A Little Longer) (Lovers live a little longer, baby / You and me, we got a chance to live twice / Lovers live a little longer, ain’t that nice?)

BONUS: A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square / I’ve Been Waiting for You (You thrill me, you delight me / You please me, you excite me / You’re something I’ve been pleading for / I love you, I adore you / I lay my life before you / I’ll have you want me more and more / And finally, it seems my lonely days are through / I’ve been waiting for you)

Honestly tho, I also think that klaus was somewhat rumored, you know.

(I also kind of got this stupid headcanon where Reginald made Allison rumor klaus since he didn't know how to tame/ train his powers, but that didn't completely work, since Klaus dis forget about his immortality,telekinesis and levitation, but his ability to conjure the dead was untouched, but that's just because I'm a slut for Klaus powers in the comic)

Klaus is Rumored

I have this fic idea where Reginald knew about Klaus’s ability interfering with him dying and he “trained” experimented on Klaus when they were young. When Ben died it realllly got to Klaus, because it hit home that he couldn’t die but those he cared about could. He begged and manipulated Allison to make her rumor him to forget. She did so by not actually knowing what she was making him forget, only that it was a specific part of his training that was confined to a specific area of the house. The agreement was that if she made him forget he would stop the drugs, because she couldn’t stand the thought of losing another brother and she knew she already was starting to as he fell deeper into drugs and the street life. 

Unfortunately, the rumor worked too well. He didn’t remember the training or his inability to die, but he also didn’t remember the agreement at all and didn’t uphold his end. That’s when Allison really gave up on putting too much of herself into trying to help him. She’d thought it would work, and when it didn’t it hurt too much to try again.

When Five takes them back to the past, they end up in the same state as their past selves. And Klaus? He was in the middle of a training session he never remembers having, one where at the moment Five returns them to Klaus is actually dead.

[I actually have about 4 pages of scenes roughed out for this. But this idea is reallly deserving of a well written long fic, and I just don’t have the experience, dedication, or motivation for it. Typing it the way I just did here, I did just realize a cool way to split it in another direction and do an angsty one-shot based off this though.]

Crowley lives under near-constant critical despair, openly disparaging heaven, finding reasons to be disappointed in God as a coping mechanism for the fact that it was him who disappointed Her first.

And I love that, I really do. As someone who grew up mired in evangelical Christianity and left it behind, I understand how you can miss it, wonder why you weren’t good enough to just do what you were told, why you had to ask all of these QUESTIONS until you suddenly found yourself down this other path far away from the God who grew up with–but at the same time recognize how absolutely abusive that sort of religion is. To ask for unquestioning, blind loyalty in the guise of killing your son, oh, but not really, so it’s okay is not okay. To turn the story of Lot’s wife into a parable about the dangers of doing something so human as looking back is not okay. I mean, we were told that a story where God lets Satan fuck Job’s entire life just to win a bet was about how we should be content not ever knowing why God does things (the ineffable plan, anyone??) A faith that demands unrelenting, unquestioning, absolute obedience is NOT OKAY. 

I love that Crowley’s story, though, is to find someone he can believe in, with Aziraphale, with humanity, so that he doesn’t need God anymore. And Aziraphale isn’t demanding his loyalty through manipulative means–he’s not forcing Crowley to do what he says. That’s most clear in the scene where he has the flaming sword and a more definitive means of threatening someone, but looks down at Crowley and tells him that he’ll never talk to him again instead. (I mean, yeah, you can read that as guilt, but clearly it’s just a plain fact of their situation.) Crowley finally gets a healthier relationship after a 6000-year-long rebound period.

All through the series, God is the target of Crowley’s despair: he prays, he snipes, he picks, he rages. He understands he’s a disappointment, and he wants to believe that he doesn’t care about that, but he obviously, obviously does. That’s just… so relatable it hurts. But at the end, he’s content to hand that all off to Aziraphale and humanity, finds their flaws infinitely more worth Crowley’s devotion than God’s ineffable perfection.

Because losing God doesn’t have to mean losing your faith, and that was a thing I really needed to hear.

Aaaaand now i'm ugly crying

My brain suddenly exploded with the prompt of a fluffy Klave fic where Klaus shows Dave all the wonderful Queer culture films through the years starting from the 60's to now. Please someone.