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ashfromurfire
1 year ago

woag. fatigue is sucks. wait post canceled what the fu k

text that reads 'woag. fatigue is sucks.' from this text post but an autocorrect suggestion at the end suggests to change it to 'sucks boeing'

boeing????

ashfromurfire
1 year ago

who else up being slowly cannibalized by the album sprained ankle by grammy award winning artist julien baker

ashfromurfire
1 year ago

So I've been making marionette puppets of my neighbors (I'm taking a class) and let me tell you my landlord/building manager was SUPER not prepared to see the wooden version of him (he lives on my floor) when he came in to fix my stove

Anon no offense but I think I would call the police if I found out one of my neighbours was making wooden puppets of me without my knowledge

ashfromurfire
1 year ago

shameless repost i still laugh at this

Shameless Repost I Still Laugh At This
ashfromurfire
1 year ago

curtis family:

🐴 🥤 🥛

/ | \ / | \ / | \

/\ /\ /\ 🪦 🪦

ashfromurfire
1 year ago
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ashfromurfire
1 year ago
So Anyway

so anyway

ashfromurfire
1 year ago
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1 year ago
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ashfromurfire
1 year ago

NOW WHY TF DARREL CURTIS TELLING ME TO PULL UP 😭😭

NOW WHY TF DARREL CURTIS TELLING ME TO PULL UP
ashfromurfire
1 year ago
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ashfromurfire
1 year ago
This Pun Is Hilarious, But Victor Frankenstein Would Absolutely Not Fucking Say That.

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

ashfromurfire
1 year ago

giggling and kicking your feet about a fictional character is fun and all until you remember they’re a fictional character

ashfromurfire
1 year ago

please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

Please Look At This Graffiti My Sister Saw In Paris
ashfromurfire
1 year ago
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ashfromurfire
1 year ago
TWO-BIT IN PAJAMAS
TWO-BIT IN PAJAMAS

TWO-BIT IN PAJAMAS🗣️🔥💯‼️

ashfromurfire
1 year ago

When y/n gets too annoying to the point you want to stop reading

When Y/n Gets Too Annoying To The Point You Want To Stop Reading
ashfromurfire
1 year ago

Me after explaining the multiverse of different people and characters where I have different ocs in my head to my sisters

Me After Explaining The Multiverse Of Different People And Characters Where I Have Different Ocs In My
ashfromurfire
1 year ago

i can’t breathe

ashfromurfire
1 year ago
Main: @rafescurtainbangz
Main: @rafescurtainbangz
Main: @rafescurtainbangz

main: @rafescurtainbangz

ashfromurfire
1 year ago

thinking abt how he’s the son of a black woman and an asian man

Thinking Abt How Hes The Son Of A Black Woman And An Asian Man
ashfromurfire
1 year ago
I Think About This LITERALLY Every Time I Walk Past Anyone Ever It Has Permanently Lodged Itself In My

i think about this LITERALLY every time i walk past anyone ever it has permanently lodged itself in my brain

ashfromurfire
1 year ago
A Reddit post to r/relationships from user ThrowRAlanternissues
title reads: My [26F] Boyfriend [28M] is Obsessed with a Lantern He Found at a Flea Market and It getting weird. How do I approach this?

post reads: Hello,

So, my boyfriend (28M) and I (26F) recently went to a flea market, and he found this old-style lantern that he absolutely fell in love with. He bought it on the spot, and I thought it was a cute little vintage decoration for our apartment. But now, things have taken a strange turn.

Ever since he got the lantern, he's become super attached to it. He keeps it by his bedside and even gets up in the middle of the night to walk around the apartment with it, pretending to be an old-timey watchman. He'll say things like "All is well!" or "The night is dark and full of terrors," and he really gets into character.

At first, I thought it was kind of funny and endearing as he always had an eccentric style of humour, but now it's starting to annoy me. He does this almost every night, and it's disrupting our sleep. I've tried talking to him about it, but he just tells me that he takes his watchman duties very seriously and that it's important for our safety. This issue is, I genuinely cannot tell if he’s joking.

Has anyone else experienced something like this? How do I get him to tone it down without hurting his feelings or making him feel like he can't enjoy his quirky interests?

Thanks for any advice!

TL;DR: Boyfriend is obsessed with an old lantern he found at a flea market and now pretends to be a night watchman, which is disrupting our sleep. How do I address this?

I'm so enamoured with this man

ashfromurfire
1 year ago
Homophobes Are So Weird Why Are You Thinking About Gay People While Proposing?

homophobes are so weird why are you thinking about gay people while proposing?