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David, Peter (w), Todd Nauck (p), and Lary Stucker (i). “Time Out!” Young Justice Vol 1 #20 (June 2000). DC Comics.
Tim: Ugh I have to ice my stupid wrist, I sprained it the other day
Kon, tenderly taking Tim's hand in his own and blowing a gentle stream of his cold breath over the swollen joint: Better?
Tim, fighting back the intensely gay thoughts: Mhm!
Batman's Husband
The five times that someone in the Justice League learns Batman has a husband, and they one time they meet him.
First Bloom
"Sorry," Tim said, causing the man to look at him and, oh, he was really handsome, "I couldn't help but notice your tattoo on your neck…"
"Oh uh, yeah," the man flushed a little and shrugged, "Soulmate thing, you know?"
Tim did know, that was the problem, "Right. Have you met…?"
"Ah, no, not yet," the man said awkwardly, "Listen-"
"Did you have something happen to you four years ago?" Tim cut in and the man went perfectly still, staring at him in surprise.
Tim held out his left hand and the man inhaled sharply, "Oh shit I was hoping that didn't transfer since I died."
"…you what?" Tim asked in response.
"Hey, you're the one with a throat injury, you have no room to judge."
please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please
White haired ice power boys who died once ♡
Okay okay I've seen a Lot of teacher Danny Aus but what if instead of chemistry or engineering...
It's Home Ec. Like this guy decided to get a degree in home economics due to literally the death trap of a house he grew up in where he ans his sister had to learn home economics things on their own so they could just survive.
But this is Danny so of course his classes are chaotic.
First day he brings out a microwave and a series of different food ingredients and shows his students just what you aren't supposed to microwave. And the first thing be shows is eggs.
By showing each different method that people have tried to cook eggs in a microwave with various levels of explosive results. Starting with a raw still shelled egg.
He did provide them noise canceling headphones and safety goggles just in case.
"Alright class, today you are going to learn what you can't cook in a microwave!"
Lost My Way (All the Way to You) Fandom: DC x DP Pairing: Spirit Halloween (Bruce/Danny) Rating: Gen
A little thing I wrote for the @haunting-heroes-creative-games Soulmates 'Who Wrote That' game. Hosted by the incredible Penner and Zia.
No teaser, it truly is that short. Summary: Bruce did not think he had a soulmate.
At least, he has pondered before the odds he had not met them with all his travels as Bruce Wayne and Batman. The odds seemed incredibly long given that he'd been globe trotting, planet and galaxy trotting, even dimension trotting.
It wasn't a painful point. Truthfully, it was more Bruce never gave it much air to be painful, never spent much time contemplating the mark of swirling stars nestled in a crown on his wrist. There was always something else more pressing.
I lied. I don’t actually like sex. Put your clothes back on, I’m going to explain the entire cult classic 2004-07 nickelodeon cartoon "Danny Phantom" and then I'm gonna ask about your tolerance to gore.
not enough Gambit!!
There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.
@bloggerspam
Some Little Baby Man doodles because I wanted to see him smack a laser pointer dot and wear a dust bunny as a hat. I may have written some LBM mischief on Ao3 and would really love it if folks gave it a look! (It was not supposed to include Little Baby Man, but he has infiltrated my psyche and I cannot escape).
Summary: Tim and Constantine want to know why there is a portal to the afterlife in the basement of the business Wayne Enterprises just purchased. Danny wants to not have to look at Constantine's necrotic soul. They all get to enjoy Little Baby Man shenanigans while they try to ignore the many things stressing them all out.
(Sorry @tourettesdog if my version of LBM is a little more catlike, when I saw your design I immediately thought of tatzelwurms, and now I cannot see Little Baby Man as anything else.)
I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.
There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.
Fucking love it when the GCPD “declares war” on Batman and like genuinely tries to arrest him. They’re like, “Put your hands up! We got you now!” Explain to me what you expect to happen, cop boy. Explain to me in words I can understand.
Moodboard for Fiance to a Star
Chapter 5: Family Meetings
Soundtracks:
Talks and Introductions - Magical Footprints by Junichi Matsumoto
Duel - Zoltraak by Evan Call
The next chapter will probably be happening next weekend!
rest in peace maggie smith, a national treasure
rkgk
The Ghost of You
Chapter 14
Danny was preparing for something he never thought he’d have to; Christmas with the Waynes. It wasn’t a big gala event or anything like that either, it was just a family get together. Tim had flip flopped on whether or not he was even going to go at all, but Bruce had eventually talked him into it and made him promise to bring both Danny and Jazz with him.
Plan F (for Fenton)
Daniel Fenton’s ability to get into trouble was unmatched by any other. And the worst part was, he wasn’t even doing anything obvious to get into the trouble other than happening to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Normally, Damian wouldn’t care about such things, but he had been benched (totally unfairly in his opinion) by his father for the week and, well, if he just happened to be there when bad things happened, he couldn’t be found at fault.
Thus Plan F (for Fenton) came into existence.
DPxDC Al Ghul Twins: the Sun and the Moon
Polar opposites of each other, the Demon Twins. They like to pretend as each other from time to time, or, other times, they like acting perfectly in sync, like the creepy horror twins they are.
The titles first start when someone calls Danny the Shadow of the Moon. Never seen, never noticed, never given much thought until suddenly it's too late. Danny laughs and says that Damian is the Moon, then - his Moon, always orbiting around. Damian rolls his eyes.
Over time, the titles change and shift, gaining more meaning. More weight behind them.
When Talia introduces Bruce to the twins, she calls them her Sun and Moon. Bruce mentions it to the rest of the kids once, and they adopt it. It seems logical, really.
Danny, the Sun, smiling and laughing, eager for affection and never one to back down from hugs. Damian, the Moon, distant and reserved, keeping to himself and cold at times.
It's only months later, when they mention it in Jason's presence, that he laughs at them.
They have it all wrong, as it turns out. Not only because the titles have nothing to do with the twins' characters.
The Sun, fierce, bright and unrelenting, the heat that will wear you down to exhaustion, the fire and flames of rage, the star that everything centers around. The mirage in the desert, the power that bows to no one, never to be ignored.
The Moon, distant, cold, and unassuming, the pull of the tide, the only light in the darkness, causing shadows to seem so much darker, the harbinger of nightmares. The faint presence in the evening skies, the howl of a wolf, the influence you can easily ignore until suddenly you can't afford to.
Damian, the Sun, rash and quick to act on impulse, leaving a burning path in his wake. Danny, the Moon, silent and almost gentle, who you won't notice until it's too late.
Consider yourself lucky if you are left with only a scorch when you come too close to the Sun because he can, and he will burn you to ashes if he desires. But with the Moon, you are in luck if he kills you. Because when he doesn't, the shadows creep closer, crawling behind your back, and you keep looking around, knowing that the strike will come but not knowing when.
Danny laughs, quips, and plays pranks, but his eyes are cold like the lake frozen solid. Damian scolds, clicks his tongue, and brushes you off, but his eyes are full of fire that never dies out.
Talia's eyes are dark and full of secrets, like she herself is full of carefully wrapped lies and dark corners. The Demon Twins call her their Sky: vast and unknown, charming and stealing your breath away until there's no air in your lungs and the stars dim before your eyes.
A few years pass, and Tim catches Danny referring to Bats as their Stars. He thinks it's because there's so many of them that the twins just decided to summarize the titles, but much later, he learns that the meaning is a lot more poetic.
The light that guides you through the night, which, unlike the moon, never goes away.
Bruces “Dad senses” are tingling 😌
Quarantine with the batfam
bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental
Has someone made a Werewolves of London joke yet?
within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:
werewolves.
one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?