*gives You A Baby*

*gives you a baby*

I.. I don't think I'm emotionally mature enough or financially stable enough for a child.

Also, who's baby is this-?

got this from twitter which colour am i

Tell us about your feelings.

I'm feeling okay right now. Very tired.

Well damn, you do you think I should give the baby to then?? You got any recommendations??

I don't know. Most of the people I know aren't parent material, no offense to any of them...

Nonono, I never said that!

Kind of offensive how I don't have a partner to hold hands with or kiss my forehead, but y’know what I've learned to roll with the punches

You wonder who's sending all these asks, huh? Who this wonderful, amazing, born of a higher being person is? Little do you know I have unmasked myself already, but it's up to you to connect the dots.

With all due respect, it's nearly midnight.. I'll do this puzzle in the morning.