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My piece for the @tomarrybigbang !

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Pernicious by @kazisstillawake

What quickens me is the violence in thee by @i-dream-of-libraries

If you want to live forever, become a monster not a god

turns out gods are suprisingly easy to kill

My ad idea

*camera pans to close up of bill's eyelashes*

Voiceover: How are your lashes so thick and luscious?

Bill: I'll tell you a trade secret, I use mascara

Voiceover: What type?

*disembodied singing* maybe it's maybelline

If this post gets 10k notes by the end of October then is promise that I’ll (try) and live one more year.

for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

"I guess we doin peekaboo now"

KILL IT

Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket, you will always be famous

freak Pines

Okay so my brain got infected by Gravity Falls again oopsie daisy here are a bunch of random doodles

Dipper and Mabel would be 25 this year, right? Anyway I wanted to draw them grown up so woah look at that

Anway Ford totally uses two fingers to flip people off just because he can and you can't tell me otherwise

Spoopy Season Safety

therapys going great

I love The Golden Girls.

don't like this one, but uh I've already posted it everywhere, soooo I'll post it here too

brief thesis grind break because i like drawing these dunces in profile and miss rendering...... god............... made a color jitter pen and cant even use it.

self discovery! Yay!

This is so, so important you guys.

The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)