Just Realized Im More Like Kakashi In The Fact That I Really Do Be Out Here In Public Straight Reading

Just realized I’m more like Kakashi in the fact that I really do be out here in public straight reading smut huh?

Besties the prophecy has come true 🙃🙃🙃😭

Don’t beat the ass that feeds you, or something like that

i want a soft connection. i want to be asked how my day went and if i need anything. i want forehead kisses. i want the back of my hand kissed at red lights. i want to be asked how i’m mentally feeling. i want to hold hands everywhere we go. i want romantic gestures. i want my hair played in at the most unexpected moments. i want silent eye connections that lead to smiles. i want to take random walks.

I came out to my brother and sister in law yesterday…by accident…while on the interstate, headed to Bass Pro Shop so uh??? What.

I should’ve known I was gay when I kept watching Halle Berry’s Catwoman over and over again as a kid 💀 cause I wasn’t watching it for the plot that’s for sure (what even was the plot I forgot???)

Today a white hearse got behind me and my friend and then we saw a Subaru with Subauwu as it’s license plate. Then my best friend swears she saw Josh drive pass us in a little blue Hyundai Accent on I-24 towards Nashville 💀 and she’s not a fan of GVF so how she said it was, “Is that Joshua?” As if he was a friend from highschool and then pointed as “Josh” flew by and almost went into the back of a Tacoma which I feel is very on brand. She then proceeded to describe him as (because I unfortunately didn’t see this specimen of a man), “a tiny man with a curly head and a weird little mustache” and in my head I know he drives a Jeep but it makes it so much better to think that man drives a little blue Hyundai Accent