"What Are Your Pronouns?" I'm Not Telling You, I'm A Descriptivist Not A Prescriptivist

"What are your pronouns?" I'm not telling you, I'm a descriptivist not a prescriptivist

Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory

Cosmere-Themed "Would You Rather" Questions

How would you respond to these tough questions?

1. Would you rather

-Do something that genuinely makes Kaladin smile or -Write something that genuinely impresses Jasnah?

2. Would you rather

-Take the place of Taln, Bearer of Agonies, on Braize for one day or -Date Amaram--while convincingly pretending to be in love with him--for one year?

3. Would you rather

-Become a Drab in return for you and your family being set for life or -Get any wish granted by the Nightwatcher in return for a guaranteed curse?

4. Would you rather

-Be a Mistborn or -Be a Radiant (Order of your choosing)?

5. Would you rather

-Have Hoid consider you an enemy and be out to get you or -Have Kelsier consider you an enemy and be out to get you?

6. Would you rather

-Strictly follow a Vorin woman's diet or -Strictly follow a Vorin man's diet?

7. Would you rather

-Have Hesina as your mom or -Have Rock as your dad?

8. Would you rather

-Be born into Era 1 Scadrial or -Be born into Canticle (Sunlit Man world)?

9. Would you rather

-Have the immortality of a Returned (gorgeous, healthy, living in luxury--but you have to steal a Breath a week, usually from children, to survive) or -Have the immortality of a kandra (shapeshifting, strong--but can have your autonomy overwritten by Harmony)?

10. Would you rather

-Have Sanderson canonize your favorite non-canon ship or -Have Sanderson guarantee that a character of your choosing will survive until the end of their natural life and die of natural causes?

11. Would you rather

-Be tossed into Elantris with the Shaod or -Be assigned to Sadeas' bridge crews?

12. Would you rather

-Eat Design's noodles or -Eat Rock's stew?

'i'd recognise her right away' says man who has never recognised another fucking time lord once in their goddamn life

*Dalinar giving everyone but Sebarial a good pep talk before a war*

Sebarial: Where the hell is my impassioned speech?

Dalinar: Go to your tent and don't get in the way.

Sebarial, genuinely: Perfect!