So Yesterday Night I Asked Where The Dog Was And My Dad Replied I Asked Him To Come Upstairs But He Didnt

so yesterday night I asked where the dog was and my dad replied “I asked him to come upstairs but he didn’t want to.”

my brother, a teen, shakes his head and sighs, saying “teenagers.” in the voice of a brain dead middle aged father.

The before mentioned dog:

I hope all girls with curly hair and big brown eyes are having a good day

Good Omens Season 2

you cannot tell me this season was not a fanfiction. Like, imagine the tags.

coffee shop au, matchmakers fall in love, minor character romance, Victorian ball, memory loss, and so on

I bet Neil Gaiman had a blast writing this one.

girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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