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You look beautiful, honey...

This episode made me sob

*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?

these are giving hunter joel…. the outbreak started a few months ago and joel has resorted to doing anything to survive…. 👀

📸: @ / gabedoesvp on tw*tter

Who allowed him to have such pretty brown puppy eyes, because they've got me fucked up big time. If he looked at me like this, I'd let him do anything.

Feliz cumpleaños al hombre más vergudo del mundo 🥳🥳🥳🥳

i genuinely can't describe what i'm feeling rn. just blushing, giggling, kicking my feet and punching the air while screaming.

(all credits to the creator of this masterpiece. you blessed my eyes with this edit.)

focus

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

Dinosaur nerds 💜💚🦖

baby

Headcanon that Levi lives for the dirty gossip of all the rich people that he hates lol

The only ass with a Texan accent

The only man I’d call daddy btw…

have you always been this horny over joel miller or is it something that i'm starting to notice now

i mean, how could you not, really

Always. It's just that when I started here I didn't have an army of Joel Miller sluts to enjoy me talking about it, so I kept quiet and never posted anything thirstier. Who's stopping me now? My loyal Joel sluts are waiting.

Me to every large, fictional, hairy man in existence

happy birthday joel miller. sorry about all the stuff that happened. do you want a blow job

Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."

It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.

rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious

okaaay I have been listening to songs again lately

makes me think of them a lot

Do my posts often get thousands of likes? No. Do i have many hundreds of followers? No, but one person reposted and said I perfectly worded their thoughts, another commented that I made them think a bit deeper about something that seemed simple and a third told me I made them realise a character wasn't acting on bad intentions. I will keep posting, even if I only get ten notifications, if it just means that MAYBE I can reach people like them again.

Someone said that Joel spreads his legs this wide cuz his balls are huge, and I couldn't have stopped thinking about it since