Imagine A Giant Monster Following You Around And Picking You Up And Kissing You All The Time. Thats What

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

( ALP NAVRUZ. THIRTY-TWO. CIS MAN. HE/HIM. ) since you aren’t aware of them yet… that’s ( EREN ÇETIN ) wandering around in hollow creek! from what i know they’ve lived in hollow creek for ( 16 YEARS. )  i’m also aware of the fact that they work as a ( WELDER. ) in town! but if you were to ask me, what i see when i think about them are: ( CALLOUSED HANDS, LAUGHTER THAT FILLS A SPACE, A LONGING FOR SOMETHING YOU CAN’T HAVE, MUD TRACKED INTO THE HOUSE. ) if anything, i feel like they could be ( OUTGOING, PATIENT, SCATTERBRAINED, PROTECTIVE. ) it’s really weird, though… because they seem to be hiding something that no one else knows. but i sure do! and that is ( REDACTED ). wild, huh? i know. they’re hoping no one will ever find out. and the very last thing that i’d say about them is that they’re mainly known to be ( THE HELPING HAND. ) just keep a lookout! who knows if they’re putting on a facade! 

STATS

full name: eren burak çetin   hometown: washington, d.c.   sexuality: heterosexual  birthday: october 17, 1991   zodiac: libra sun, aquarius moon, pisces rising  height: 6’0”  languages spoken: english, turkish marital status: single children: none  traits: outgoing, patient, adventurous, scatterbrained, protective, impulsive 

BACKGROUND

the oldest of four in a working class family, eren learned responsibility at a young age; his parents were both incredibly hardworking and passed that trait down to their son

never that good in school, he excelled in sports and in social circles

when he was in high school, his parents moved the family to town

he struggled a little finding his place here, falling in with the wrong crowd at first and getting into some trouble and almost failing out of high school, but eventually graduated and got into trade school

he learned welding, was very good at it! generally is just very good with his hands, a bit of a handyman (no innuendo intended but always welcome)

he works for a construction company at the moment and likes his work; both his parents are older now and not doing Great so at least half of all of his paychecks go to taking care of them bc he is a Good Son

PERSONALITY

protective big brother energy

himbo BIG time

what he lacks in booksmarts he makes up for in kindness and his hardworking mindset !! (and he's pretty, which doesn't hurt)

loverboy, very in touch with his emotions

cat dad! has a cat named köpek and he is obsessed with him

will do anything for the people he cares about AND for strangers tbh, just out here being nice all the time for no reason

will come and unclog your gutters if you ask him to, probably will fix your door if it creaks without being asked

very outgoing and friendly, definitely knows everyone who's been in the community awhile

loves to try new things and meet new people

always cooking something new; he is NOT a very good cook but he is always trying to share his meals with others and he DOES put in a lot of effort in the kitchen <3

pinterest found here, WC found here

( CATHERINE ZETA-JONES. FIFTY-TWO. CIS WOMAN. SHE/HER. ) since you aren’t aware of them yet… that’s ( MIRANDA GRAVES ) wandering around in hollow creek! from what i know they’ve lived in hollow creek for ( 25 YEARS. )  i’m also aware of the fact that they work as a ( CRISIS MANAGER. ) in town! but if you were to ask me, what i see when i think about them are: ( AN AIR OF SARCASM WITH EVERY WORD, COLD HANDS AND AN EVEN COLDER HEART, FRESH MANICURES, THINKING BEFORE ACTING. ) if anything, i feel like they could be ( ASSERTIVE, DIPLOMATIC, VAIN, MANIPULATIVE. ) it’s really weird, though… because they seem to be hiding something that no one else knows. but i sure do! and that is ( REDACTED ). wild, huh? i know. they’re hoping no one will ever find out. and the very last thing that i’d say about them is that they’re mainly known to be ( THE FIXER. ) just keep a lookout! who knows if they’re putting on a facade! 

STATS

full name: miranda carissa graves   hometown: huntington beach, ca   sexuality: bisexual  birthday: april 12, 1972   zodiac: aries sun, aries moon, taurus rising  height: 5’7”  languages spoken: english, french, spanish marital status: married children: two  traits: assertive, diplomatic, persuasive, vain, manipulative, vindictive 

BACKGROUND

born into a show business family — her father was a director and her mother a screenwriter — miranda knew from a young age that she was not destined for the same life; she has one younger brother and he works in show business too 

was always the top of her class, excelling in all her academic pursuits; she was president of the debate team in high school and ran the school yearbook committee like it was the goddamn navy 

she got into every college she applied to and decided to stay in california and attend stanford; she obviously was incredible there, but always knew she was destined for the east coast 

she got into a graduate program at rrinceton and shipped out and she has lived on this side of the country since 

she met her husband while at princeton, he is from a powerful political family and they just Made Sense; they got married while she was still in school and she kept her last name, not wanting anyone to think she used her husband’s political connections to build her career (no nepo wife allegations !! only nepo baby ones !!) 

they moved to massachusetts (her husband's home state, very kennedy of him) had two children (wc on main xx) while miranda was building her career as a crisis manager, working for some of the most powerful people in the massachusetts political world

though they have a home in hollow creek, miranda split her time between there and boston so that she was closer to Important Government Matters and would probably be considered a largely absent mother <33

now she mostly works from hollow creek, doing a bunch of behind the scenes, ABC scandal-esque work for Important People

PERSONALITY

mean; listen, she’s VERY charming in her work life and can turn on a sly, sweet side at the drop of a hat, but in her personal life? generally Not very nice! you do not want to be on her bad side 

only loyal to those important to her career and her family — would do Anything for her family, but will not be keeping a promise to anyone else 

despite having loyalty to her children, not a particularly good mother; she has a generally distant relationship with them as she’s always put her career first and she has always had very high expectations for them as she and her husband are both very high-achieving 

will do anything it takes to pull off her job, not criminally involved personally because that could come out and Look Bad, but she is extremely morally grey and is not really concerned with who she has to destroy to move forward

is close to approximately 4 people, does not like to let anyone too far into her life or know too much about her

pinterest is here, WC page here

INTOLERABLE CRUELTY (2003) dir. Joel and Ethan Coen

i can’t even imagine what it’s like to have bad takes. all of my takes are incredible but not everyone is so lucky. :(