[parsley Voice] Hey Ill Eat Ur Documents For Freedid A Late-night Ram Parsley For @teeth-lillies

[parsley voice] hey ill eat ur documents for free did a late-night ram parsley for @teeth-lillies

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I know we don’t have a canon age for Jimothan (or for Parsley), but the game takes place in the 90s, right? Jimothan has to be at least 30+ (40-60 is my estimate, but I digress). And the game takes place in America…hmm.

The point I’m trying to make is simple. This man had to have been alive when greaser fashion/culture was a bigger thing.

I want you to look me in the eye and tell me that this man wasn’t a greaser. That he wasn’t incredibly into it. That it didn’t shape him as a person. How did he and Parsley’s mom meet anyway, hmm? I wonder if someone has a thing for “bad boys”…

He probably still has his comb and several items of clothing from that era, and a motorcycle stashed away somewhere. He has a knife or two that he kept, and it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if he still knew how to use them.

u are VALID. i myself have been a trencil kinnie since like. the first time i saw sfm sfhgdsjbn,, i support u, father

and i could say the same to you, valid!

i immediately latched on and i was like … oh yeah that’s definitely me. i feel that one hard. (i’ve mentioned on my spam that i kin Another vampire, and am no stranger to kinning vampire fathers with edgy children). it seems like it runs in the family!!

did a funky bright thing when i was stressed lol

HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY DAY

get a grip, kamal! another little doodle for @teeth-lillies