Author-by-night - Author-by-Night

Look, I love Harrow but nothing will be funnier than the first book spending an entire chapter on hyping her up as this Erzebet Bathory of necromancy, a bona fide sadist who's a subject of cultish adoration, and when she appears you can hear the Drearburh bell go dun-dun-duuun-you're-fuuuuuucked, everyone drops into awed whispers and kisses the ground and her blacker-than-evil-itself robe sweeps the floor soooo majestically.... and then she opens her mouth and you go, 'Oh. It's Regina George. Because of course it is. Because this is narrated by a literal teenager.'

It's not that I don't want to visit, it just wasn't on the list I made in my head