I Am Sane. I Am Normal I Tell Myself As I Listen To The Magnus Protocol Episodes On Loop Sitting On The

”i am sane. i am normal” i tell myself as i listen to the magnus protocol episodes on loop sitting on the floor of my pitch black room

There should be one night a year like the purge except it’s Superman coming to Gotham and clearing out as many criminals as he can. He only gets the 1 day a year. 24 hours to do everything he can. Bruce hates it.

Steph: So, basically, whenever something cool happens, you just say ‘poggers’

Bruce: Okay

*later that day*

Barry: And that’s how I beat Hal in training today.

Bruce: Poggers

Barry:

Barry, under his breath: what the fuck

Damning facts about the Batfamily- Batcomputer version

Dick- Sometimes, when mad at Bruce, he just saves a ton of random photos onto the bat-computer desktop. Like hundreds of them. He will walk in and see Bruce moving all of the new files into a new folder one-by-one. Thinks it is hilarious because he doesn't understand why Bruce doesn't just highlight and move them all at once

Jason- has never used his own log-in, somehow has everyone's passwords and changes who he logs in under everytime. No one knows how he gets the passwords as they are updated weekly

Cass- her account is the administrator one. Bruce does not know.

Tim- writes his password on a sticky note under the keyboard

Stephanie- got a gamer chair for it with purple cat ears. Claimed they were bat ears and "on theme" to convince Bruce to keep it. He did

Duke- knows how Jason gets everyone's passwords, but is NOT willing to discuss

Damian- regularly changes the wallpaper to his latest pet to try and win affection to get more pets

Bruce- Gets so annoyed when Dick saves all of his files on the bat computer. Never says anything because he genuinely believes Dick doesn't know how to save files appropriately

Alfred- Unwilling to stop Dick from annoying Bruce with jpeg bombs because he also finds it hilarious

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

"anyone can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother"