Tragedy Enjoyers When Their Favourite Characters Are Brutally Killed In A Completely Avoidable Scenario

tragedy enjoyers when their favourite characters are brutally killed in a completely avoidable scenario of their own creation

No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow

Sometimes a family is a new hire, his snarky ex, the nepotism hire desperately trying to climb the ladder, the No Fun Allowed manager, the guy who just left for a better job, a tortured IT manager and three text to speech voices from an ancient and incredibly cursed piece software.

dancing lessons! have to pass the time at camp somehow 💃