I Keep Passing By Those Mickey Mouse Ice Creams At The Store...

I keep passing by those mickey mouse ice creams at the store...

Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

what the frick ?

here’s a hot take that’s been said 1000 times + still needs to be remembered

Sorry fellas. I see a goofy angst-ridden middle-aged man and I immediately grow attached