Killed A Spider N Now I Feel Bad :/

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

Can I just be Aspidochelone instead?

Become an island.

Many great benefits! You can have your own ecosystem, observe time on a scale unimaginable to the human mind, escape from Hera's wrath, help to combat global warming and so much more!

Various methods can be used, but I suggest taking my Permanent Polymorph Plan for only one adventurous soul per millennium.

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

IGLOOGHOST PURE GREY CIRCLE