averageambivert - I put the Bi in Ambivert
I put the Bi in Ambivert

My name's Ari, any pronouns are fine (I have no idea wtaf I am doing btw)

666 posts

It's The 5th Day Of Pride Month And I Don't Have A Girlfriend, This Is Tragic

It's the 5th day of pride month and I don't have a girlfriend, this is tragic 😭

  • riliane227
    riliane227 liked this · 6 months ago
  • usernamesarehard1
    usernamesarehard1 liked this · 6 months ago
  • hellolovelysworld
    hellolovelysworld liked this · 7 months ago
  • eivorsfist
    eivorsfist liked this · 7 months ago
  • hoe-for-jihyo
    hoe-for-jihyo liked this · 8 months ago
  • emilyjade22
    emilyjade22 liked this · 8 months ago
  • puppysoxs
    puppysoxs liked this · 8 months ago
  • spicylov3sgorls
    spicylov3sgorls liked this · 8 months ago
  • ash-marauders-version
    ash-marauders-version liked this · 8 months ago
  • pomegranategolem
    pomegranategolem liked this · 8 months ago
  • keyper-four
    keyper-four liked this · 8 months ago
  • d-vattra
    d-vattra liked this · 8 months ago
  • alannahsmith
    alannahsmith liked this · 8 months ago
  • ejmiarts
    ejmiarts liked this · 8 months ago
  • m3wow1e
    m3wow1e liked this · 8 months ago
  • briefeggpsychicflap-blog
    briefeggpsychicflap-blog liked this · 8 months ago
  • katie-the-author
    katie-the-author liked this · 8 months ago
  • i-am-trans-gwender
    i-am-trans-gwender liked this · 8 months ago
  • etherealangelkisses
    etherealangelkisses liked this · 8 months ago
  • rosegoldendaydream
    rosegoldendaydream liked this · 8 months ago
  • person4924
    person4924 reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • person4924
    person4924 liked this · 8 months ago
  • princessoflesbiandreams
    princessoflesbiandreams liked this · 8 months ago
  • lucif-her
    lucif-her reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • lucif-her
    lucif-her liked this · 8 months ago
  • xsapphicqueerx
    xsapphicqueerx reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • asleepycowboy
    asleepycowboy liked this · 8 months ago
  • upside-down-sock-drawer
    upside-down-sock-drawer liked this · 8 months ago
  • petal-splendor
    petal-splendor liked this · 8 months ago
  • disvicious
    disvicious liked this · 8 months ago
  • electrifieddaylight
    electrifieddaylight reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • electrifieddaylight
    electrifieddaylight liked this · 8 months ago
  • s1lly1234
    s1lly1234 reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • s1lly1234
    s1lly1234 liked this · 8 months ago
  • 1luvferrets
    1luvferrets liked this · 8 months ago
  • solarxmode
    solarxmode liked this · 8 months ago
  • nigeriancoochie
    nigeriancoochie reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • indigosgardens
    indigosgardens reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • flying-sparks1
    flying-sparks1 reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • flying-sparks1
    flying-sparks1 liked this · 8 months ago
  • sailorsleepymoon
    sailorsleepymoon liked this · 8 months ago
  • amazinlei
    amazinlei reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • amazinlei
    amazinlei liked this · 8 months ago
  • berrybunssever
    berrybunssever liked this · 8 months ago

More Posts from Averageambivert

8 months ago

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

Right, Considering The Current State Of Corporate Politics On This Site, And That It Seems That Only

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

8 months ago

James: So.. you like cats?

Regulus: Yeah.

James: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*


Tags :
8 months ago

trojan war tumblr simulator

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

108 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

340 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

3 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

50 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

45 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

500 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

600 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

5000 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

👑 kingofmycenae

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

300 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

240 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

340 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

direct address got him :(

3000 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

345 notes

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

Trojan War Tumblr Simulator

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

100 notes


Tags :
8 months ago
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE 😌

8 months ago

Cas, babes, I love your writing so damn much- I'm grinning rn

"I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home."

~ Taylor Swift (Enchanted) - Pairing: Wolfstar - Rating: G

Sirius Black did not get flustered. He was confident and smooth, and used pick-up lines like it was his job. He didn't get nervous. Nerves were for lesser mortals.

But for some reason, one person always made his ability to keep himself together fly out the window. So it was no wonder that, on his first date with Remus Lupin, Sirius was a blushing, stuttering mess.

"Fuck!" Sirius swore as he spilled his water on himself for the third time that evening, fighting back tears as Remus made to dab at the table with his napkin. "Shit, Moons, I- I'm sorry."

"Sirius, you have nothing to be sorry about. It's okay," Remus reassured him with a smile that didn't quite reach his eyes.

But after the waitress brought Sirius a new drink, Remus seemed to finally speak his mind. "Sirius, do you want to be here? It's just...you don't seem like yourself. If you said yes just to pity me, you don't have to-"

And, terrified, Sirius interrupted. "No, Remus! Moons, I...you have no idea how much I want to be here! Fuck, I'm just so bloody nervous, you know?" And as he gestured with his hands wildly, he knocked into his glass again, sending it tipping, but thankfully not falling.

"You're nervous," Remus repeated, surprised.

"Yes," Sirius nodded, biting at his lip. "I just...I want to make sure you like me, you know? I mean, I know we're friends, but like...as more."

But at that, Remus gave a soft grin. "Sirius...I told you. I've liked you for ages. You don't have to worry about...about pulling me, or something. Fuck, I've been yours for ages."

Those words made Sirius's eyes water as he blushed, relief flooding through his body, wonderstruck at the adoring way Remus was looking at him.

And, hours later, as Sirius lay in bed, the blush still stained his face as he grinned, thinking of the words. Fuck, I've been yours for ages.


Tags :