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Critter of Today is Acorn Weevil
Today's isopod is Thai Spikey (Isopoda sp.)
“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
a tardigrade has fallen and scraped all eight of his little knees
had a fun experience on the subway the other day
When she has a butthole 🖤😈 #horny #daddy #domtop #bdsm
Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother
What's your bodycount tho?
I haven’t killed anyone yet
slavoj zizek email is a mood
Sorry to break it to you but you literally have to face your fears and slaughter them. Otherwise you will live a small life that you do not want. You literally have to view your biggest fears and attack them head on. You have to fall into the abyss to find your way out. The easy path does not exist. There is no get out of jail free card. You have to allow yourself to die a spiritual death over and over again in order to reinvent yourself into the person you are actually supposed to be. And you have to be painfully honest with yourself and the people around you. It’s horrible but it’s truly the only way.
me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”
me as soon as im home:
Do you know a snipe eel?
yes. Paul. i Hate Him
why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing
did it work
the humble profession of the pillowhumper
kamala's facial expressions tonight made me think that she was going to jump over that podium and cuss his ass out
When the chronic fatigue is chronic
froggo attack moo deng