I Was Today Years Old When I Learned That When You Type Otp: True In AO3 Search Results It Filters Out

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

endless list of random motogp things - being the gayest motorsport out there

Ok so tell my Why i only find out now that Marc Márquez 6x MotoGP world Championship Winner is only 1.69 cm TALL he is almost my height WTF and on top of that Why is Valentino Rossi 1.81 cm. WHO gave him permission to be that tall. In my head he is like Fernando Alonso in which he is short. Like I thought Rossi was shorter than fucking Márquez but NOO mate is kinda giant.

Anyways I am having an aneurysm. 

So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

fun fact: If you actually look at marc in pictures and compare his height to others... he probably is even smaller in reality (around 165cm/166cm) XD

Ok so what I am learning here from everyone’s comments it’s either Google is lying or Marc is lying to google. It’s probs the latter.

god i hate fucking german grammer. Like why does words have GENDER?????

Or the way the sentence struckture change because its genativ or whatever.

i know danish is pretty hard to understand and pronouns BUT AT LEAST THE GRAMMER DOESNT KILL YOU