Ive Always Wondered What It Was Like To Be The Oldest. Now I Guess I Know.

”I’ve always wondered what it was like to be the oldest. Now I guess I know.”

And here's an xbox logo I did today. You may use it as long as I am credited.

Watercolor Spirits to start off the new year

Ladies and gentlemen. The smartest man in the universe:

Beta Henna designs!

Dumb ways to die. Seaworld edition

Try to poke a dead whale on the beach, Feed seagulls one fry each

DDDUUUUMB WAYS TO DIEEEE

Try to keep a crab as a pet, try to buy vacation tickets off of seaworld.net

DDDUUUUMB WAYS TO DIEEEE

Consume the sea air

Poke a stick at a dolphin's rear

Eat canned tuna that's out of date

Use your private parts as tiger shark bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Get your fish out with a stork

Do your own hydrothermal work

Teach a penguin how to fly

Eat a two-week-old stargazy pie

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Invite a polar bear inside

Scratch an endangered monk seal's hide

Take on a sailfish in a race

Use a thermal vent as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Try to keep a crab as a pet

Try to buy vacation tickets off of seaworld.net

Be present for the infectious fish flu

"I wonder, what's this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like an orca during hunting season

Disturb a nest of shrimp for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a waterfall cliff

Swim around the teeth at a whale flossing

Swim across the Bermuda triangle through the middle

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die