I Once Saw Someone With An "America - Love It Or Leave It" Sign On Their Lawn Doing Repairs On Their

I once saw someone with an "America - love it or leave it" sign on their lawn doing repairs on their home. I was so fucking confused.

What? You're saying she's an actual witch with magic powers and all that? Well damn, that makes me even happier to vote for her! Bring on the witchcraft already.

(You'd think these brain dead MAGAts would hesitate to poke someone with supernatural powers like that, but they aren't exactly clear thinkers.)

I feel like Bruce Wayne projects the kind of amiable playboy 'fun' vibe that he'd be the type of celebrity that certain interviewers feel comfortable surprising with puppies.

You know the kind of shows I mean.

The late-night talk show situations where they're making benign small talk with their smiling guest, and there's a segment where animals get brought out, usually to talk about some sort of ecological relief effort.

So you're watching your trash TV talk show late at night, and you get to watch billionaire pretty boy Bruce Wayne be begrudgingly talked into holding a (relatively) harmless creature which inevitably gets a lot of delighted shrieks from the audience as it starts being a lot more active than the handler promised. And to his credit, Bruce doesn't flinch, he doesn't freak out. But his eyes are a little wide, and his voice a little tight as the smile on his face takes on a slight rictus quality before he's inevitably rescued by an apologetic handler who is also laughing because they all know there was no real danger, it was just funny to put Bruce, who is an undeniable good sport and already laughing along, out of his comfort zone for the sake of charity.

Meanwhile, up in the Justice League headquarters, several founding members of the League are wondering how fast they can get a fake Oscar award shipped to the space station because fuck off. Absolutely fuck off, Bruce. Where the fuck did he study? Juilliard? (Probably.)

(Clark ends up going to a novelty store during the commercial break. It's faster than trying to get anything shipped, even with the infrastructure Bats built for them. He finds it several days later taped to his console in a conspicuously empty briefing room. It's gaudy and awful, the words "Best Actor" engraved on the plaque. No one's around to see him smile. No one comments when it vanishes. Everyone thinks it's been yeeted out an airlock. Dick absolutely comments when it shows up in the manor, stashed in one of the trophy cases that sprung up for all the bat kids' school awards. Bruce has no idea how it got there. Must have been Alfred. (It was not.))

Anyway, consider, for your amusement, Bruce Wayne getting highjacked on The Gotham Toight Show with a handful of wriggling puppies and, for a split second, not having to pretend he's delighted to be there.

Elon makes many public announcements daily, is quoted in interviews, and his company policies are well known. I damn well hope most people are smarter than he is because that's a really low benchmark.

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

As someone who has been called "weird" throughout my schooling, I'm surprised that it took me that long to realize just how much the nightmare of people who certainly peaked in high school was to be called just that.