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I'd rather take my whiskey neat

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Stuffed Animals Will See A Crack Between The Bed And The Wall And Go Is Anyone Gonna Fall Into That?

Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer

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